Meanwhile, in Florida...

[laklak]

The national media doesn't really understand Florida. This made national headlines, man tries to rob Dunkin Donuts of "10s, 20s, and some doughnuts". Maybe in other states this deserves a mention, but in Florida it doesn't rise to even mildly interesting. Maybe if he'd been armed with an alligator.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/24/fl ... s-say.html

[Tero]

Bunch of shooting
https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/08/26/us/jac ... cnn.com%2F

[cronus]

Bunch of shooting
https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/08/26/us/jac ... cnn.com%2F

Bad loser.

[laklak]

OK we have a shared Vibrio today.

A Florida couple was arrested last week after they were caught allegedly selling drugs out of a drive-thru window they constructed out of the side of their mobile home.
William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobbs of Ocala, Florida, were arrested on August 23 after investigators raided their mobile home following reports of four drug overdoses in the area, WFTV reported.
Ocala Police said the couple had turned a kitchen window into a drive-thru so customers would not have to constantly enter and exit their home, potentially drawing unwanted attention, WFTV reported. The house had signs directing people where to drive and indicated whether it was open or closed, police said.

Here's the window:

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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/31/fl ... -cops.html

[Jason]

One of my neighbours does enough business to warrant a drive thru I reckon.

[Sean Hayden]

[laklak]

Juwan fries with that?

[Seabass]

This Security Guard Filmed All His Farts for Six Months and Went Viral
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/vbjk ... went-viral

"Paul Flart," the man and legend, has been fired from the hospital in Florida which served as a background for his art.

[laklak]

Definitely a Vibrio. Sometimes my state makes me so proud.

[laklak]

Florida man arrested for giving his girlfriend a Wet Willie.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/09/01/fl ... -says.html

[pErvinalia]

I can only assume this was in Florida..

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[Hermit]

I can only assume this was in Florida..

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[pErvinalia]

It's impossible to separate fact from fiction when it comes to Florida..

[Seabass]

Apparently that guy actually had flesh-eating bacteria.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/0 ... 94312.html
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life ... sh-6505390

[Hermit]

It's impossible to separate fact from fiction when it comes to Florida..

That's why noting sources comes in handy.