Meanwhile, in Florida...

[pErvinalia]

Florida brain.

[laklak]

Florida man caught fucking horse.

https://www.ibtimes.sg/florida-man-caug ... barn-60721

A Florida woman set up a trail camera in her barn, suspecting that someone had entered her barn on her property without her permission, and found a laborer having repeated sexual contact with a horse.

Neigh means nay, asshole!

[Scot Dutchy]

Throwing a chipolata down the Grand Canyon.

[Svartalf]

Florida man caught fucking horse.

https://www.ibtimes.sg/florida-man-caug ... barn-60721

A Florida woman set up a trail camera in her barn, suspecting that someone had entered her barn on her property without her permission, and found a laborer having repeated sexual contact with a horse.

Neigh means nay, asshole!

Justice demands that the perv next be fucked by a horse, before being presented to a jury.

[Tero]

Anyone remember the old joke about the stool and the camel?

A new Army Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

"Well sir," was the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women.
And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges.
That's why we have the camel, sir."

The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain started having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asked the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stood on it, pulled down his pants, and had wild, insane s*x with the camel.

When he was done, he asked the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replied. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

[Svartalf]

Never heard that one

but

[rainbow]

Never heard that one

but

Then there was the one about Curruthers being caught having it off with a goat.

Captain:"Male or female goat?"

Major:"Female of course, nothing queer about old Curruthers, old fruit"

[Svartalf]

Never heard that one

but

Then there was the one about Curruthers being caught having it off with a goat.

Captain:"Male or female goat?"

Major:"Female of course, nothing queer about old Curruthers, old fruit"

You know, that was quite normal in ancient Greece, that's how satyrs were born.

[L'Emmerdeur]

The Romans adopted that mythology and perhaps added some twists of their own.

From Pompeii.

[Tero]

I guess laklak is in the right place

[JimC]

Ooooohhhh, spin your propellor for me, baby!

[L'Emmerdeur]

Right wing media spreading false rumors about the Speaker of the House.

'Conservative Media Makes Up a Fake Florida Mansion for Nancy Pelosi'

Over the weekend, Conservatism Inc. found a new scandal to promote: A false report that Nancy Pelosi had purchased a $25 million mansion in Florida, home to 2024 hopeful, Gov. Ron DeSantis and former President Trump. To underscore: This story is false. Nancy Pelosi has not bought a $25 million mansion in Florida.

But watching how the fake news blew through the conservative ecosystem is illuminating.

The lib-owning idea went something like this: Nancy Pelosi and her ilk have overreacted to COVID-19 at every turn. Ron DeSantis is a freedom loving governor of the greatest state in America. And now Pelosi was all but admitting that DeSantis was right by spending $25 million on Florida real estate. What an elitist hypocrite!

[Story gets its start on Twitter, picked up by right wing loon site 'Big League Politics.']
...

As is usually the case, after these fringe outlets write vague, unsourced stories, slightly more respectable conservative sites aggregated them under the guise of “according to” various “reports” without noting how disreputable the sources of the reports are, or making any attempt to confirm them. These aggregations exist solely to farm clicks.

[Brian Peacock]

According to various sources DeSantis rubs himself off with wet and dry.

[laklak]

Use 2000 grit, anything coarser leaves scabby bits.

[Brian Peacock]

That's one way to polish things off I guess.