Meanwhile, in Florida...

[Sean Hayden]

The shelters have to stop that shit man. I adopted a pit once. It loved me to death. It treated me like fucking royalty. But she was dangerous. Thankfully she let me know exactly how dangerous she was by eating the neighbor's dog and not some helpless kid. I felt really bad for her, the lady and her dog, and the pit. But when I took the pit to the shelter to tell them what she had done and to recommend she not be adopted out again, I could tell they didn't want to hear it, and when I reiterated how serious I was they just got all the more dopey about the pit. --fucking idiots--

They'll list a dog with no history as "good with kids", "good with other dogs", "may even love your f'n cats!"

My ex and I got a rescue dog - this is going back over 20 years. It was a cute looking scruffy Jack Russell type.

The first time we took it to a local park it saw a bunch of kids and went straight for them. Luckily it didn’t bite anyone but clearly it had a thing about kids. Perhaps he’d been tormented by the previous owners kids. Either way the shelter either withheld that from us or perhaps didn’t know.

He was a real outdoors working dog and within a couple-one of months a farmer who kept a small pack for ratting and such took him on. He seemed pretty happy with that life.

Yeah, this dog was a senior and I've always felt she would have done well with some old guy or gal in the country.

[pErvinalia]

The shelters have to stop that shit man. I adopted a pit once. It loved me to death. It treated me like fucking royalty. But she was dangerous. Thankfully she let me know exactly how dangerous she was by eating the neighbor's dog and not some helpless kid. I felt really bad for her, the lady and her dog, and the pit. But when I took the pit to the shelter to tell them what she had done and to recommend she not be adopted out again, I could tell they didn't want to hear it, and when I reiterated how serious I was they just got all the more dopey about the pit. --fucking idiots--

They'll list a dog with no history as "good with kids", "good with other dogs", "may even love your f'n cats!"

In the socialist west the totalitarian state puts down dogs that attack other dogs like that.

[laklak]

We just shoot 'em ourselves. Saves tax money.

[Seabass]

[Brian Peacock]

That's the true spirit of Easter right there.

[Seabass]

Is meth to a Florida Man like spinach is to Popeye?

Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage
https://www.apnews.com/4fe94ab5ed8e46d0ad39cbe9304be15f

FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) — An apparently hallucinating Florida man used a bedpost to attack a mattress where he thought a man was hiding.

In a Facebook post , The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s office quotes the girlfriend of 37-year-old Felipe Oquendo as saying that he began acting erratically early Friday. The girlfriend told deputies Oquendo thought she was cheating on him with a man he thought he saw in the mattress at their Fort Walton Beach home.

She said Oquendo hit the mattress with a bed post, ripped it apart and locked the bedroom door. She was able to escape and call police.

The sheriff’s office says Oquendo later admitted to having smoked meth.

[JimC]

If only he'd stayed with something natural, gentle and safe, like neat gin...

[Joe]

[Sean Hayden]

Is meth to a Florida Man like spinach is to Popeye?

Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage
https://www.apnews.com/4fe94ab5ed8e46d0ad39cbe9304be15f

FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) — An apparently hallucinating Florida man used a bedpost to attack a mattress where he thought a man was hiding.

In a Facebook post , The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s office quotes the girlfriend of 37-year-old Felipe Oquendo as saying that he began acting erratically early Friday. The girlfriend told deputies Oquendo thought she was cheating on him with a man he thought he saw in the mattress at their Fort Walton Beach home.

She said Oquendo hit the mattress with a bed post, ripped it apart and locked the bedroom door. She was able to escape and call police.

The sheriff’s office says Oquendo later admitted to having smoked meth.

--speed turns people into detectives, whether or not their investigations ever align with any reality the rest of us are living is another story.

[JimC]

Many many moons ago, when I toyed with snorting speed, all I ever did is stay up all night playing pool...

[Rum]

I took speed with some very strong hash on one occasion. It wasn’t a lot of fun I can tell you. Eek!

[Sean Hayden]

Many many moons ago, when I toyed with snorting speed, all I ever did is stay up all night playing pool...

--you meant to say wanking right?

[JimC]

I took speed with some very strong hash on one occasion. It wasn’t a lot of fun I can tell you. Eek!

I once combined acid and mescaline. For a whole night, I was convinced that the ancient spirit of mescaline was having a conversation with the newcomer LSD within my skull...

And here I am today, relatively sane!

[JimC]

Many many moons ago, when I toyed with snorting speed, all I ever did is stay up all night playing pool...

--you meant to say wanking right?

No indeed, real pool, in a sleazy Melbourne pool hall. And I was fucking brilliant!

(or so I remember...)

[Sean Hayden]

Satanist