This is one those accidental shootings I was talking about. I know it seems cruel to doubt, but you don't accidentally shoot your wife because you heard an intruder. It doesn't make sense.Florida Man, Thinking He Hears a Home Intruder, Shoots and Kills His Pregnant Wife: 'My Life is Over'
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My life with my wife is over.
My life with my secretary is just beginning...
My life with my secretary is just beginning...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Didn't work for Oscar Pistorius.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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https://www.web24.news/u/2020/09/man-sh ... -exam.htmlMan shoots doctor after ejaculating during prostate exam
How did this get by?
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Damn, my urologist never gives me a prostate massage.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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When I was a child we had "Kerryman" jokes. Like, "What's a Kerryman's latest invention?"
"An underwater hairdryer."
The implication being that Kerry was the butt-end of Ireland and being referred to as a Kerryman meant you were a bit of a thicko.
When I got older I realised that the Brits had the exact same jokes except they were "Irishman" jokes. I soon realised that Ireland was the Kerry of Europe.
Given Florida is the Kerry of the US, what's Florida's Kerry?
"An underwater hairdryer."
The implication being that Kerry was the butt-end of Ireland and being referred to as a Kerryman meant you were a bit of a thicko.
When I got older I realised that the Brits had the exact same jokes except they were "Irishman" jokes. I soon realised that Ireland was the Kerry of Europe.
Given Florida is the Kerry of the US, what's Florida's Kerry?
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He knows you'd bite his nose off.
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the bayou.Animavore wrote: ↑Sat Nov 07, 2020 3:47 pmWhen I was a child we had "Kerryman" jokes. Like, "What's a Kerryman's latest invention?"
"An underwater hairdryer."
The implication being that Kerry was the butt-end of Ireland and being referred to as a Kerryman meant you were a bit of a thicko.
When I got older I realised that the Brits had the exact same jokes except they were "Irishman" jokes. I soon realised that Ireland was the Kerry of Europe.
Given Florida is the Kerry of the US, what's Florida's Kerry?
and how do you know a kerryman is going to a weddiing?
waxed wellies.
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Trailerpark.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/21/us/puppy ... index.htmlIn a dramatic encounter recorded by surveillance cameras, a Florida man chased an alligator under water and rescued his 3-month-old puppy from the jaws of death.
Richard Wilbanks, 74, of Estero ran into his backyard pond, wrestled the gator above surface, and pried its jaws open to free Gunner, his Cavalier King Charles spaniel.
"We were just out walking by the pond," Wilbanks told CNN, "and it came out of the water like a missile. I never thought an alligator could be that fast. It was so quick."
He said adrenaline or instinct kicked in, and "I just automatically jumped into the water."
Holding the alligator wasn't so tough, but prying open the jaws was "extremely hard," he said.
Wilbanks said his hands were "chewed up," and he went to a doctor for a tetanus shot.
Gunner had one puncture wound in his belly and did fine after a trip to the veterinarian's office.
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Man is a dog's best friend...
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