Meanwhile, in Florida...

[laklak]

Been a slow news week, but we've got a special Freedum! Vibrio today. Police in Stuart, Florida were called because a gentleman apparently likes to do outside work in the nude, and the neighbors are less than impressed. He even works on his car in the buff. Police informed the neighbors that it's perfectly legal for the man to be nude on his own property as long as he is not "inappropriately touching himself". Take that, you fucking Nosy Parkers! You don't like looking at my balls? Tough shit.

https://www.circa.com/story/2018/09/18/ ... t-is-legal

[Svartalf]

[Cunt]

laklak, have you had anyone seriously respect your pronouns? Bonus points if you made them call you 'massah' in meatspace

[laklak]

Only Mrs. Lak, and only on my birthday. Once.

[Brian Peacock]

Been a slow news week, but we've got a special Freedum! Vibrio today. Police in Stuart, Florida were called because a gentleman apparently likes to do outside work in the nude, and the neighbors are less than impressed. He even works on his car in the buff. Police informed the neighbors that it's perfectly legal for the man to be nude on his own property as long as he is not "inappropriately touching himself". Take that, you fucking Nosy Parkers! You don't like looking at my balls? Tough shit.

https://www.circa.com/story/2018/09/18/ ... t-is-legal

"WPBF-TV asked for an interview with the man, but he declined because he says he is a very private person."

[Seabass]

wtf

[Cunt]

actions speak more clearly than any words he could add.

[JimC]

I once spent a summer in my early 20s in a Melbourne share house where clothing was optional. A terrace house with no garden, so it was all inside - we didn't frighten the neighbours...

[Tero]

Jim singing this in 1975

[Tero]

Florida man vs repo truck

https://www.autoblog.com/2018/09/27/vid ... yptr=yahoo

[laklak]

There are some things you can't buy even at WallyWorld.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/walmart-shop ... police-say

An 81-year-old man who attempted to buy an 8-year-old girl from her mother for $200,000 at a Florida Walmart on Friday was arrested by Port Orange police and charged with simple battery and false imprisonment.

Police said Tracy Nigh was sitting with her daughter on a bench inside the Walmart when Hellmuth Kolb approached the pair and asked Nigh if she was married.

"It seemed like a friendly conversation," Nigh told WKMG-TV. "He didn't seem like a threat at first."

But soon, Nigh said Kolb started bidding on her daughter.

"The first amount was $100,000, the second amount was $150,000 and then the final amount was $200,000," Nigh said. "I then said, 'No, we have to go.'"

[Svartalf]

wtf???? that guy needs thorazine, a lot of it.

[laklak]

I know. $200Gs for an Asian 8 year old? Shit, you can pick one up on the docks for a tenth of that.

[Forty Two]

I can't help but think that the news article there left something out. The offense was to try to buy a girl, but he was charged with battery and false imprisonment?

EDIT -- it seems he was charged with battery for grabbing the girl's arm and kissing it, and making it hard for them to leave.

Weird guy.

[Forty Two]

Former reality TV star arrested for performing oral sex on her boyfriend in public in Cape Canaveral. https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news ... 506094002/

I guess they really wanted to see a rocket launch....