Meanwhile, in Florida...
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Whenever I'm thinking of renting a house, that's my go-to.
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New Port Richey, Pasco county, where my youngest grew up. Whatever you heard about it, it's worse.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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A brilliant specimen of intelligence. Too much hooch.
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Is there nothing (other than nuclear physics) that Florida Man can't do?
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Brain surgery would be fine, as long as you don't have some ridiculous expectation that the patient will live...
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Brain surgery with teeth as scalpel.
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You say face-eating zombie, I say highly trained cranial surgeon.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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FLORIDA MAN SAYS THE NAVY SHOULD DROP ICE IN WARM WATER TO STOP HURRICANE DORIAN, TWITTER REACTS ACCORDINGLY: 'THIS GUY IS A WHITEHOUSE ADVISER RIGHT?'
The video is priceless.It would be natural to feel helpless in the face of such raw power. But among the many vox pop interviews with local residents, one Florida man was more annoyed than afraid—annoyed that the government had not yet come up with a way to stop extreme weather events.
And in an interview shared by Florida Today reporter Tyler Vasquez, the man even proposed his own quirky solution: sending in the military.
The unidentified man said that officials had explained that warm weather and warm water are driving the hurricane. "We have a navy," the man said, turning to look into the camera. "Why don't the navy come and drop ice in the warm water so it can't get going as fast as it's going?"
"There's got to be ways to combat this instead of just pointing at the thing and saying, 'Well, now it's getting worse!'" he added. "Yeah, we know it's getting worse!"
The man suggested the military could also tackle the problem of warm wind. "We have an air force. Drive some air force planes around to get the winds going the opposite way," he said. "Get the navy to go in circles to fight it the other way," he added.
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I think they outta just H Bomb the fucker.
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nuke mar a lago, good idea that
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Dropping ICE in warm water sounds like a good idea - better if it's deep and shark-infested, and preferably from a height.
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Florida man seems to be one of those evolutionary dead-ends that infest the hominem branch...
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When the climate is warm and food abundant, intelligence is not called for.
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Yeah, it's a bit like that in South Australia...Woodbutcher wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:35 amWhen the climate is warm and food abundant, intelligence is not called for.
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JimC wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2019 3:43 amYeah, it's a bit like that in South Australia...Woodbutcher wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:35 amWhen the climate is warm and food abundant, intelligence is not called for.
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