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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:02 pm

Hey lak what does alligator taste like?
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Post by JimC » Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:50 pm

The standard answer (often used about snake and crocodile in Oz) is "a bit like chicken"...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Hermit » Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:40 am

Scot Dutchy wrote:
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Hey lak what does alligator taste like?
This cat tried to find out, but the 'gators kept running away.

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Post by Cunt » Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:56 am

Cats like chicken.
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Post by laklak » Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:05 am

Edible in a pinch but not particularly toothsome, sort of a musty, chewy, fishy chicken. I imagine croc is similar. I had rattlesnake once, it was better.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:37 am

laklak wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:05 am
Edible in a pinch but not particularly toothsome, sort of a musty, chewy, fishy chicken. I imagine croc is similar. I had rattlesnake once, it was better.
Does the age of the beast have any influence on its edibility?
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Post by laklak » Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:00 pm

I'm not sure, I've never hunted one, only eaten store-bought meat so no idea how old it was. I'd imagine the bigger they are the gamier. My cousin poached one years ago from her back yard (hit it in the head with an axe), it was about 5 feet long but still tasted like fishy chicken. You can find it in any grocery store in the frozen section. I only ever buy it when someone is coming to visit from overseas, so they can say they ate gator.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:51 pm

laklak wrote:
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...so they can say they ate gator.
Better than the other way round... :tea:
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Joe wrote:
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It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:24 am

Well, you know, since the orange headpiece is the sign of the leader, they want to wear orange on other areas...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

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so, you are wondering if the carpet matches the drapes?
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Joe wrote:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Mon Jan 11, 2021 10:53 pm

These people are sick.
Florida Manatee Mutilated By Someone Who Etched ‘Trump’ Onto Its Back


MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Federal wildlife authorities in Florida are looking for the person or persons who mutilated a manatee by carving the word “Trump” onto its back.

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service says the manatee was discovered Sunday in the headwaters of the Homosassa River in Citrus County, about 75 miles north of the Tampa Bay area.

The animal harassment case was first reported by the Citrus County Chronicle, which showed a picture of the gentle sea cow with the name of the US president clearly visible etched into its skin.

“The US Fish and Wildlife Service is investigating the harassment of a manatee,” the paper said.
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2021/01/11/m ... ched-back/
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jan 11, 2021 10:59 pm

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