Meanwhile, in Florida...

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sun Oct 21, 2018 2:05 pm

Went to shit this morning and something caught my eye, looked to the right and this little dude was watching me.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Jason » Sun Oct 21, 2018 2:30 pm

Baby Copperhead?

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sun Oct 21, 2018 2:42 pm

Red rat snake, aka corn snake. We don't get copperheads this far south but it doesn't stop people killing rat snakes by mistake.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Oct 21, 2018 4:33 pm

He poked his mum in the eye with his sausage eh?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:19 pm

Brian is channeling Crumple! :?
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:20 pm

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:25 pm

laklak wrote:
Sun Oct 21, 2018 2:05 pm
Went to shit this morning and something caught my eye, looked to the right and this little dude was watching me.
If that happened in my house, my wife would be putting the place up for sale (if she hadn't razed it to the ground already).
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Post by Forty Two » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:30 pm

We have a Mosquito Control Commissioner who goes by the name "Skeeter."
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:31 pm

In other evil liberal states, he would undoubtedly be a Mosquito Control Commissar... :tea:
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Post by Forty Two » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:34 pm

“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:39 pm

JimC wrote:
Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:31 pm
In other evil liberal states, he would undoubtedly be a Mosquito Control Commissar... :tea:
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:48 am

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:02 pm

More trickle down, eh...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Tero » Wed Oct 24, 2018 7:42 pm

BARTOW, Florida — Police say two middle school girls, who worship Satan, armed themselves with knives and planned to kill at least 15 students at school on Tuesday.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Oct 24, 2018 7:45 pm

Yeah, cause life is pretty much over at 12 anyway. What's up Florida? I don't remember it being boring there. :sigh:

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