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“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man- ... ORuZ-EOQXsFlorida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police
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Teenage mutant ninja turtles?
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Probably Florida Cooters.
I knew it was turtles all the way down.
I knew it was turtles all the way down.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Recent headline:
Pedestrian struck in hit-and-run — then immediately shot by bystander in baffling Florida incident
A little misleading, however, as shown when more detail came out. Still an interesting story, though:
Florida Man Injured in Hit-and-Run Allegedly Pulls Box Cutter on ‘Good Samaritan’ Before Being Shot
[A] report notes witnesses saw a man “down in the road and assumed he had been hit by a car.” After attempting to render aid, witnesses told police the man gathered up his belongings and tried to walk away.
That’s when things reportedly got a bit Floridian.
The outlet says the witnesses repeatedly implored the man to stay and wait for medical attention. The man reportedly refused. So, then the so-called gaggle of “Good Samaritans” apparently began following the man.
Police say the man “made it very clear” that he wanted to leave. That alleged clarity didn’t do much to stop the people from following him–and they reportedly kept on him for a block-and-a-half.
Eventually, the injured pedestrian allegedly got angry with being tailed and produced a box cutter–using the sharp tool to menace one of his would-be saviors in what police say was a threatening manner.
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https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/florida-m ... eing-shot/
Pedestrian struck in hit-and-run — then immediately shot by bystander in baffling Florida incident
A little misleading, however, as shown when more detail came out. Still an interesting story, though:
Florida Man Injured in Hit-and-Run Allegedly Pulls Box Cutter on ‘Good Samaritan’ Before Being Shot
[A] report notes witnesses saw a man “down in the road and assumed he had been hit by a car.” After attempting to render aid, witnesses told police the man gathered up his belongings and tried to walk away.
That’s when things reportedly got a bit Floridian.
The outlet says the witnesses repeatedly implored the man to stay and wait for medical attention. The man reportedly refused. So, then the so-called gaggle of “Good Samaritans” apparently began following the man.
Police say the man “made it very clear” that he wanted to leave. That alleged clarity didn’t do much to stop the people from following him–and they reportedly kept on him for a block-and-a-half.
Eventually, the injured pedestrian allegedly got angry with being tailed and produced a box cutter–using the sharp tool to menace one of his would-be saviors in what police say was a threatening manner.
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https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/florida-m ... eing-shot/
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
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Who would win in a fight between a Floridian caterpillar and an Australian caterpillar?
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Three naked Florida women lead police on 21-mile chase
Now that is really pathetic. So bloody pathetic.Women applying lotion told trooper they were “air drying”
Tampa Bay Times says no link to area nudist community
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"The women told the trooper they had been staying at a relative’s home but went to the rest stop after an altercation and had nowhere else to go."Scot Dutchy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:48 pmThree naked Florida women lead police on 21-mile chase
Now that is really pathetic. So bloody pathetic.Women applying lotion told trooper they were “air drying”
Tampa Bay Times says no link to area nudist community
One guess as to what the altercation was about
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Cassowary attack: giant bird kills owner in Florida after he fell
"Bird native to Australia and Papua New Guinea likely killed breeder with its long claws"
"Bird native to Australia and Papua New Guinea likely killed breeder with its long claws"
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It's sort of an Aussie raptor...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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From the article:Brian Peacock wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:33 amCassowary attack: giant bird kills owner in Florida after he fell
"Bird native to Australia and Papua New Guinea likely killed breeder with its long claws"
"The victim, whose name was not released, was apparently breeding the birds, state wildlife officials said."
This explains it, then. Maybe he shoulda kept his dick in his pants
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Yeah fellas, let this be a lesson to you - keep your rocket in you pocket.
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Florida man threatens to destroy a town with his 'army of turtles,' warning police they should never have 'f***ed with the saint' as he's arrested for shouting obscenities in the street
Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, was arrested on Sunday in Indialantic, Florida
Police say they received seven calls alleging Lane was disturbing the peace
Lane reportedly warned officers that his ‘turtle army will destroy everyone’
He was escorted to the police station and banged on the glass before leaving
Lane was arrested for a second time that day, warning 'you'll see what happens in an hour' before making multiple claims his turtle army would avenge him
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -lqS4eO-JA
Must be something in the water there...
Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, was arrested on Sunday in Indialantic, Florida
Police say they received seven calls alleging Lane was disturbing the peace
Lane reportedly warned officers that his ‘turtle army will destroy everyone’
He was escorted to the police station and banged on the glass before leaving
Lane was arrested for a second time that day, warning 'you'll see what happens in an hour' before making multiple claims his turtle army would avenge him
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -lqS4eO-JA
Must be something in the water there...
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L8.
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