Meanwhile, in Florida...

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:44 pm

That seat surely was coated in criminal ass sweat. :ani:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:53 pm

...marinated over the years, with a good dash of other bodily fluids...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Cunt » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:51 pm

JimC wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:53 pm
...marinated over the years, with a good dash of other bodily fluids...
JimC you say the sweetest things.
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You are a Republican. You are a conservative, right-wing Republican. You are part of sickness that must be cured for the sake of humanity.
Seabass in the quote above makes me ashamed to be associated with the political left.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:08 am

Cunt wrote:.... Since most predators have a stronger flavour (another argument for vegans to stay on a strict diet) ....
:rofl:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:01 am

There is no right or wrong, only a difference in perspective.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Cunt » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:39 am

laklak wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:01 am
There is no right or wrong, only a difference in perspective.
WRONG!
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Seabass wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:33 pm
You are a Republican. You are a conservative, right-wing Republican. You are part of sickness that must be cured for the sake of humanity.
Seabass in the quote above makes me ashamed to be associated with the political left.

The pErnivalia antidote = Just ask him a few direct questions, and he will flee with his trademark
pErvinalia wrote:trolololol..

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:30 am

Florida security guard breaks into police station, eats officer's chicken and asparagus dinner, leaves wallet on counter.

http://www.wafb.com/2019/01/12/florida- ... olice-say/
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Cunt » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:21 am

laklak wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:30 am
Florida security guard breaks into police station, eats officer's chicken and asparagus dinner, leaves wallet on counter.

http://www.wafb.com/2019/01/12/florida- ... olice-say/
Sounds like an audition to me.


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Seabass wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:33 pm
You are a Republican. You are a conservative, right-wing Republican. You are part of sickness that must be cured for the sake of humanity.
Seabass in the quote above makes me ashamed to be associated with the political left.

The pErnivalia antidote = Just ask him a few direct questions, and he will flee with his trademark
pErvinalia wrote:trolololol..

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Tue Jan 22, 2019 5:00 am

US toddlers learn early:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-22/ ... d/10736414
The Tallahassee Police Department has released body cam vision of a recent traffic stop, after alarming footage surfaced of a toddler exiting a vehicle with her hands held high after her parents were pulled over, and police officers appearing to train their guns on the little girl.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:21 am

Well she could be armed.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:55 pm

Tallahassee, that bastion of Democratic Socialism and Social Justice! That's where our erstwhile candidate for governor, Andrew Gillum, was mayor. Highest violent crime rate in the state, and that's saying something in a state that has Miami/Dade in it. I'd have my guns out too, if I were a cop.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Cunt » Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:23 pm

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Seabass wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:33 pm
You are a Republican. You are a conservative, right-wing Republican. You are part of sickness that must be cured for the sake of humanity.
Seabass in the quote above makes me ashamed to be associated with the political left.

The pErnivalia antidote = Just ask him a few direct questions, and he will flee with his trademark
pErvinalia wrote:trolololol..

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