Meanwhile, in Florida...

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:28 pm

Captain Tony's was called "Sloppy Joe's" back in the 1930s when Ernest Hemingway used to frequent the place. A fake Sloppy Joe's is a block away on Duval Street. The fake Sloppy Joe's is bigger, brighter, and smells less of old beer, has a bigger stage, and can accommodate more people, and they serve food - yet compared to Captain Tony's it's not even close.

The story behind Captain Tony is another Key West original. Tony was a small time crook up in the New York/NJ area. He was reportedly grabbed by some rival crooks, and beaten within an inch of his life and left for dead. He survived, and took off down south. He opened Captain Tony's Saloon, and engaged in various and sundry legal and illegal activities. He was famous for having run guns for Cuban mercenaries during the Bay of Pigs. He was mayor of Key West for a time. In the Saloon, there are lots of memorabilia items, all of which have meaning or significance. Like, one of the bottles in which the Kool-Aid was stored at Jonestown....
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Post by Animavore » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:34 pm

Florida Man Arrested For Hanging On Traffic Light And Sh*tting On Cars Passing Underneath

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According to authorities Roy was high on crystal meth and marijuana.
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Post by laklak » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:48 pm

That's definitely Vibrio Award level.
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Post by JimC » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:10 pm

But was he accurate?
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Post by laklak » Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:59 pm

Today's Vibrio Award goes to Tammy Wynnell Crews, 46, of Jacksonville, who is accused of stealing $600 from a donation jar set up for the family of a murdered 7 year old girl. When arrested Ms. Crews told police she had a crack pipe in her possession and stole the money to buy drugs.


www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/19/woman-nab ... mily.html

It was a slow news day, no naked zombies reported.
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Post by Tero » Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:14 pm

She should get a job so she could get benefits. Like oxycontin. That’s what all the hillbillys do.
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Post by Rum » Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:25 pm

That Sean Penn should come to this..

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Post by laklak » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:55 pm

Our Vibrio for today goes to David Mann, aged 39, of Brycesville . He beat up his 78 year old live in girlfriend because she didn't pay the cable TV bill and he couldn't watch his programs. When they searched the house, police found ammunition that Mann, a former felon, is not allowed to possess. Mann was charged with battery of a person over 65 and possession of a weapon by a felon.


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Post by laklak » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:17 pm

Florida Man goes national. Following in the wake of totally awesome teen challenges like Tide Pod eating, the "Fire Challenge" is once again making the rounds. First spotted in 2012 but recently revived, the Fire Challenge involves pouring flammable liquids on yourself and then setting yourself on fire while Youtubing the predictable results. That is like you know so like literally cool.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... f8aa3184c6

This answers the age old question asked by many a parent - if your friends jumped off a cliff would you do that too?

I could suggest some other "challenges" useful for impressing you friends and contributing to global population control. The .357 to the temple challenge, the wrap your nose and mouth with duct tape challenge, the hold a long metal pole over your head during a massive thunderstorm challenge, and the tie 10 concrete blocks to your feet and jump into 20 feet of water challenge.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:15 pm

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Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:21 pm

Chicken is always a good one. For example who can stay on a rail track the longest with an oncoming train.
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Post by Forty Two » Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:37 pm

The city of Lake Worth, Florida announced an emergency "zombie alert" to warn residents of an impending zombie apocalypse. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat ... 636049002/

Jacksonville, FL woman charged with fellating her boyfriend in the Duval County Circuit Court. http://www.faceofmalawi.com/2017/02/wom ... -in-court/
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Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:44 pm

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Post by laklak » Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:41 pm

Our Vibrio award for today goes to Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, GOP candidate for Florida's 27th Congressional District. Aguilera claims whe was abducted by aliens at age 7, and has had telepathic communications with them since then. She believes the Earth's "center of energy" is Africa, and that thousands of "non-human" skulls have been found in a cave in Malta. She has been endorsed by the Miami Herald.

www.foxnews.com/science/2018/08/24/flor ... e-her.html
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Svartalf » Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:32 pm

Plenty of non human skulls have been found in old NOrse and Celtic tombs... dogs, horses, cattle, pigs, you name it, they are there.
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