Adolf Hitler really is dead

[cronus]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 60356.html

Adolf Hitler really is dead

A peer-reviewed study in an academic journal has proved what you might have assumed you already knew: Adolf Hitler is dead and has been since he killed himself in his bunker in April 1945.

That scientists are devoting serious attention to proving this more than 70 years after the event may initially seem bizarre.

But almost from the moment the Fuhrer died, a cottage industry of conspiracy theories sprung up to say he was still alive.

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Ms Rzhevskaya, who died last year but who published her account in Russian in 1965, told how in May 1945 she was part of a Smersh counterintelligence unit scouring the ruins of Berlin for Hitler’s body.

She described her commanding officer handing her a cheap jewellery box and telling her, when she asked what was inside: “Hitler’s teeth. And if you lose them, you’ll be answerable with your head.”

As she opened the box and stared in amazement at the partially flesh-covered remains, the colonel explained that he had no access to a safe, so he was entrusting the Fuhrer’s teeth to her because “as a woman, you’re less likely than a man to get drunk and lose them.”

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[Rum]

I think it is a fair bet now. Even if by some bizarre set of circumstances he escaped to Venezuela he was not a well man and considering he was born in 1889..

[laklak]

Maybe. Maybe not.

[Brian Peacock]

They would say that wouldn't they?

[Sean Hayden]

Who do you think is behind the chemtrails? No, not Hitler. Don't be a smartass. It's his clones. Hitler clones, they're everywhere.

[pErvinalia]

The Intergalactic Federation have him..

[Mishakal]

Even if he had made it to Argentina as a refuge, and even IF word hadn't leaked while he was alive there, and even IF he had been scheming to build a Fourth Reich in Argentina, he'd have never of gotten his insane plan off the ground and have died in his hidey hole by now.

Personally I think even if he had made it to South America that the Israelis would have moved heaven and earth to find out if he was still breathing, then if confirmed send in a death squad to kill him at all costs and publicly display the body so that the whole world would know that he was dead and answered for all his misdeeds with bullets.

And the world would be a better place for it.

[cronus]

Even if he had made it to Argentina as a refuge, and even IF word hadn't leaked while he was alive there, and even IF he had been scheming to build a Fourth Reich in Argentina, he'd have never of gotten his insane plan off the ground and have died in his hidey hole by now.

Personally I think even if he had made it to South America that the Israelis would have moved heaven and earth to find out if he was still breathing, then if confirmed send in a death squad to kill him at all costs and publicly display the body so that the whole world would know that he was dead and answered for all his misdeeds with bullets.

And the world would be a better place for it.

Can imagine The Mossad had quite a few teams scouring South America in the fifties/sixties/seventies. Could make a movie?

[pErvinalia]

I wonder how many Hitler lookalikes they took out...

[Scot Dutchy]

It was his dental work that exposed him. He had bloody awful teeth and very odd bridges. Being an Austrian he had a very sweet tooth.

[Rum]

I wonder how many Hitler lookalikes they took out...

A good few..

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[JimC]

The alt-right could record a version of "John Brown's Body", with just one name change...

"Adolf Hitler’s body lies a-mouldering in the grave, /|
Adolf Hitler’s body lies a-mouldering in the grave,
But his soul goes marching on.
Chorus:
Glory, glory, hallelujah, /|
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
His soul goes marching on.
He's gone to be a soldier in the Army of the Lord, /|
He's gone to be a soldier in the Army of the Lord,
His soul goes marching on.
Chorus:
Adolf Hitler’s knapsack is strapped upon his back, /
Adolf Hitler’s knapsack is strapped upon his back,
His soul goes marching on.
Chorus:
Adolf Hitler died that the Jews might all die, /
Adolf Hitler died that the Jews might all die,
His soul goes marching on.
Chorus:
The stars above in Heaven now are looking kindly down, /
The stars above in Heaven now are looking kindly down,
His soul goes marching on.

[Brian Peacock]

[Brian Peacock]

[laklak]

Hitler is dread, mon, truly dread.