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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Cunt » Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:11 pm

When Biden tragically dies, will she be the default nominee? Or (if after the primary but before the election) will they have to choose again?
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Post by Tero » Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:18 pm

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Post by laklak » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:31 pm

Look at those two. Just look at them. This is the best we can do, y'all.

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Post by Cunt » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:33 pm

I'm hoping this is a set-up and Biden is going to 'go mechanical' so they can dramatically announce their dark horse candidate to 'save the party'.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:39 pm

None of our best want the job, they go to the stock market. For everything else we import talent. We should probably consider outsourcing the Presidency.
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Post by Cunt » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:48 pm

It's like policing...most decent people I know would NEVER do that kind of work. All have individual reasons, but it means there aren't as many recruits available for those jobs.

It's why the smoothest-talking politicians have the least amount of my trust. I want one who says fuck when they slam their finger in a cupboard.
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Post by NineBerry » Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:01 pm

Divide the country. Give the North to Canada and the South to Mexico.

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Cunt » Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:42 pm

NineBerry wrote:
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Divide the country. Give the North to Canada and the South to Mexico.
'Give'? No thanks.

Arable land and all, but you are talking about some 'problem areas' that are just a bit beyond us. Go ahead and give it all to Mexico. We'll stay chilly here.
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Post by Tero » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:16 pm

What a wimp! Not one pussy was grabbed!
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With 50-100 000 Trump voters dying Florida, Biden has a chance there.
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Post by JimC » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:59 am

Has anybody analysed deaths to date via who they would have voted for?
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Post by Tero » Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:35 pm

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by laklak » Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:54 pm

From a BernieBro perspective, it's Coke or Potassium Cyanide.
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Post by Tero » Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:09 pm

4% is a lot of votes to throw out to get the Trump win
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by JimC » Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:56 pm

The old phrase "cutting off your nose to spite your face" springs to mind...
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