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More Russki spies poisoned.

Post by mistermack » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:48 pm

Ex Russian spy and his daughter found critically ill in a park, apparently poisoned.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43303651

It would be rather odd if it was the Kremlin. They could have had him executed any time they liked, before they swapped him for some spies of their own.
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Post by Forty Two » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:05 pm

Probably Donald Trump.
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Post by JimC » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:37 pm

Polonium?
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Post by Forty Two » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:43 pm

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:41 am

mistermack wrote:Ex Russian spy and his daughter found critically ill in a park, apparently poisoned.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43303651

It would be rather odd if it was the Kremlin. They could have had him executed any time they liked, before they swapped him for some spies of their own.
They probably kept him for just such a swap deal.
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:21 am

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mistermack wrote:Ex Russian spy and his daughter found critically ill in a park, apparently poisoned.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43303651

It would be rather odd if it was the Kremlin. They could have had him executed any time they liked, before they swapped him for some spies of their own.
They probably kept him for just such a swap deal.
Yes, very likely. This appears to be just another reminder that even if somebody is outside Russia, they're not safe from the long arm of Russian wetwork operations.

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:15 am

Where's 42? I'd expect him to be in here defending Russia's right to murder people because other countries do it too. And besides, there's no evidence that Russia did it. Just because they've done it before and this guy was a Brit spying on Russia. Total coincidence. Nothing to see here. It's a beat up by the librul press.
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Post by mistermack » Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:18 am

pErvinalia wrote:Where's 42? I'd expect him to be in here defending Russia's right to murder people because other countries do it too. And besides, there's no evidence that Russia did it. Just because they've done it before and this guy was a Brit spying on Russia. Total coincidence. Nothing to see here. It's a beat up by the librul press.
I thought he was a Russian, spying on Russia? They could have easily arranged for him to get the death sentence, and killed him legally.
I think they have identified the poison, but they haven't said yet. Not that it will necessarily make much difference.
In Russia, if you want nerve agent, you can probably get it, for the right money. There is probably lots of it on the black market as well. Saddam's weapons of mass destruction had to go somewhere. And there were stocks in Syria that fell into private hands, when ISIS took over.
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Post by JimC » Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:37 am

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pErvinalia wrote:Where's 42? I'd expect him to be in here defending Russia's right to murder people because other countries do it too. And besides, there's no evidence that Russia did it. Just because they've done it before and this guy was a Brit spying on Russia. Total coincidence. Nothing to see here. It's a beat up by the librul press.
I thought he was a Russian, spying on Russia? They could have easily arranged for him to get the death sentence, and killed him legally.
I think they have identified the poison, but they haven't said yet. Not that it will necessarily make much difference.
In Russia, if you want nerve agent, you can probably get it, for the right money. There is probably lots of it on the black market as well. Saddam's weapons of mass destruction had to go somewhere. And there were stocks in Syria that fell into private hands, when ISIS took over.
They had to give him up on a spy swap, but it probably rankled...

Nerve agent, not Polonium. Oh well, a change is as good as a holiday for an assassin, I guess...
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 08, 2018 2:45 am

The first responding police officer is critical ill now too. :(
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Post by laklak » Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:10 am

Vlad's feeling his oats, ain't he?
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Post by JimC » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:14 am

pErvinalia wrote:The first responding police officer is critical ill now too. :(
That shows how fucking dangerous this shit is...
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Post by JimC » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:15 am

laklak wrote:Vlad's feeling his oats, ain't he?
Can we put something "interesting" in his oats?
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Post by mistermack » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:07 pm

One possibility is that this is down to ISIS.

They got their hands on Sarin in Syria, and Russia has bombed the shit out of them and virtually killed them off as a "state". They would hope and expect that this would get blamed on the Russians.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:09 pm

Probably more likely some Ukrainians or Chechens.
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