Bitcoin about to Pop

Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby Brian Peacock » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:46 pm

Feathers and eggshells. :tea:
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby JimC » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:09 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:I'm going to start my own currency, called the Peacock. One Peacock is equivalent to two pheasants, or six guinea fowl. There's 24 blackbirds to the guinea fowl btw. It's informally know as pCoin, or just 'The P'. Soon you'll be able to pay for anything with P.


Here is the theme song:

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim
All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late !

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck
Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck.
Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles
He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles !

You have to pluck them fresh, if it’s fresh they’re not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar on a Sunday ‘tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come.

My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend
I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end !

My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun
If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run,
For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose
And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife
And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life !
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby pErvinalia » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:36 am

NineBerry wrote:But what Proof of Work does it use?


Rhetorical questions.. :tea:
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby rainbow » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:59 am

Това, че никой не се оплаква, не означава, че всички парашути са идеални
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby rainbow » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:00 pm

So my nerdy friends, where are your millions now?
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby pErvinalia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:15 pm

I just bought some EOS about half an hour ago, taking advantage of the big discount thanks to Bitcoin pulling the whole crypto market down. It would be good if Bitcoin just fucked right off.
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby Rum » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:15 pm

The headlines "Bitcoin hit's new all time high of $10k" and "Bitcoin crashes to $10k" are less than two months apart from each other...
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby pErvinalia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:17 pm

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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby NineBerry » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:50 pm

I am safe. I have invested all my money in toilet paper. Most secure investment possible.
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby pErvinalia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:55 pm

Buttcoins?
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby Rum » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:00 pm

pErvinalia wrote:Buttcoins?


As shold in the Shitty Miss Moneypenny.
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby laklak » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:56 pm

Toilet paper, ammo, and canned meat. THE currencies of the future.
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby JimC » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:51 pm

...and Gin...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby laklak » Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:48 am

Chemists. They'll be worth a shitload of money. So stock up on ammo and kidnap a couple of chemists.
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Re: Bitcoin about to Pop

Postby pErvinalia » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:00 am

I'll grab Jim, you get the ammo, Lak!
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