Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

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Re: Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:32 pm

Rum wrote:The natural order has broken down. Reality has been warped! The Netherlands is at the bottom of a list!

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Which is hardly unlikely seeing the amount time is given to personal hygiene in the primary school.
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Re: Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

Post by Rum » Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:32 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:
NineBerry wrote:It's the amount that do wash their hands.
Where does it say that?
Here my unhygienic Scottish Netherlander. :mrgreen:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 57711.html



..waiting for the qualifiers here of course. :coffee:

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Re: Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:34 pm

The Dutch have the cleanest private parts in the world, and Dutch shit smells like the scent of rose petals on the breath of an angel.

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Re: Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

Post by Rum » Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:37 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:The Dutch have the cleanest private parts in the world, and Dutch shit smells like the scent of rose petals on the breath of an angel.

:D
The reporting and research are probably flawed. The Dutch would have produced a much better piece of work. It's true. :prof:

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Re: Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

Post by NineBerry » Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:58 pm

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Re: Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

Post by Hermit » Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:19 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:
NineBerry wrote:It's the amount that do wash their hands.
Where does it say that?
In the title,weirdly enough. The bit that says "Wash hands". If the percentages given in the list referred to people who don't wash hands with soap and water after going to the toilet, I'd expect the title to read "Don't wash hands with soap and water after going to the toilet".
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Re: Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

Post by Seabass » Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:22 pm

Ew gross, the Dutch have pooey hands!

Maybe I should move to Bosnia, home of meticulous hand washers.
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Re: Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

Post by NineBerry » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:16 pm

Maybe the Dutch are just the most honest people and the Bosnians the greatest liars...

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Re: Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:49 am

Scot Dutchy wrote:
NineBerry wrote:It's the amount that do wash their hands.
Where does it say that?
Look at the picture, dude. :lol:
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Re: Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:48 am

NineBerry wrote:Maybe the Dutch are just the most honest people and the Bosnians the greatest liars...
Yep. I would agree with that.
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Re: Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

Post by Rum » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:17 pm

Actually - and depressingly - he might well be right.

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Re: Netherlands confirms highly pathogenic bird flu outbreak

Post by laklak » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:23 pm

Momma taught us not to pee or poop on our hands.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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