Bible-Thumper Roy Moore Accused of Hanky-Panky
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"The Democratic Senator from Alabama."
I didn't think it was possible. It's a goddamn miracle.
I didn't think it was possible. It's a goddamn miracle.
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Gorka!
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I've sort of been believing in miracles since Trump won the Presidency.
I go to work happy today.
Fuck Trump. Fuck Republicans.
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Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
Re: Bible-Thumper Roy Moore Accused of Hanky-Panky
Inside a Roy Moore conference.
Special guests include everyone's favourite disease hotel, Steve Bannon.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/po ... ast-rally/At the risk of sounding like every liberal Yankee bogeyman flitting through the minds of the assembled, this event was completely nuts. It was a naked appeal to unreason. It was the Rose Parade of empowered ignorance. It was the Royal Wedding of Stupid and Mean. It was the Celebration of the Lizard Brain. The Id was in the saddle, and it was riding the crowd, and the barker at this particular carnival of fools was quite happy to bring all the suckers in out of the Alabama dark and into the freak show he’d created.
Special guests include everyone's favourite disease hotel, Steve Bannon.
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Re: Bible-Thumper Roy Moore Accused of Hanky-Panky
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
Re: Bible-Thumper Roy Moore Accused of Hanky-Panky
Voter: Why did you come to the polls with a jackass?
Moore: It’s a horse, you moron.
Voter: I was talking to the horse.
Moore: It’s a horse, you moron.
Voter: I was talking to the horse.
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White people really are the problem.
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I think that was a fine article--that reporter has a stronger stomach than I do, I think.Animavore wrote:Inside a Roy Moore conference.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/po ... ast-rally/At the risk of sounding like every liberal Yankee bogeyman flitting through the minds of the assembled, this event was completely nuts. It was a naked appeal to unreason. It was the Rose Parade of empowered ignorance. It was the Royal Wedding of Stupid and Mean. It was the Celebration of the Lizard Brain. The Id was in the saddle, and it was riding the crowd, and the barker at this particular carnival of fools was quite happy to bring all the suckers in out of the Alabama dark and into the freak show he’d created.
Special guests include everyone's favourite disease hotel, Steve Bannon.
Meanwhile Roy 'Shut up Woman, Get on My Horse' Moore (his horse is amazing) has refused to concede, and is putting his hopes in his god and a recount.
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Animavore wrote:Voter: Why did you come to the polls with a jackass?
Moore: It’s a horse, you moron.
Voter: I was talking to the horse.
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I never had any doubts that Moore would lose.
Don't you worry, pardner, he won't be at all disappointed because he knows that it's god's will. He'll just saddle up and hit the trail, and probably mosey on down to the saloon for some rot-gut.
Don't you worry, pardner, he won't be at all disappointed because he knows that it's god's will. He'll just saddle up and hit the trail, and probably mosey on down to the saloon for some rot-gut.
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(It took me a while to get that, I was actually more interested in the bridle. D'oh )
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Roy Moore's horse has a Twitter account. His ridiculous 'riding' style and poor handling of the horse is the topic of this thread.
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