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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Dec 12, 2018 2:17 am

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Post by JimC » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:33 am

Pretended?

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Post by DRSB » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:50 am

It does sound like a made-up story! Hearing voices will be diagnosed today as a symptom of a disorder, she'd be put on medication, gain 30kg.
Why was she a virgin? Wasn't she married to Joseph, wasn't they supposed to fulfill their conjugal duties as good Jews acc. to a time schedule set in the Talmud? Did God abandon her after the birth or did she continue hearing voices? Did she remain his chosen muse? Like I wrote above, being the muse of the lead creator or the lead singer is a temptation few can resist. Mary, the original groupie!

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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:45 am

The general gist is that Mary and Joseph were engaged to be married when the divine impregnation took place. Immediately after said impregnation, she went off to the hills to visit her cousin Elizabeth (who though well beyond childbearing age was miraculously pregnant with John the Baptist). She stayed with Elizabeth for three months before returning to Joseph. We are to assume that she was entirely chaste during that time. :ask:

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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:27 am

How dare you :lay: You're basically saying that Jesus' family are no better than white trash.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:58 pm

Who is saying they were white. A side thought; Could Megan produce a black child?

I dont think Liz would like that. :{D
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Scot Dutchy wrote:
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Who is saying they were white. A side thought; Could Megan produce a black child?
Actually, yes.

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Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:01 pm

The egg would have been checked? It was probably by IVF anyway. Cant take the risk.
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Post by Jason » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:04 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:
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The egg would have been checked? It was probably by IVF anyway. Cant take the risk.
You mean genetically engineering the royal baby to not be black? Now that would be a scandal.

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Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:08 pm

Jason wrote:
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The egg would have been checked? It was probably by IVF anyway. Cant take the risk.
You mean genetically engineering the royal baby to not be black? Now that would be a scandal.
Liz has weird ideas. So does the Greek when he is taken out of his cabinet. His death will the 27th. March 2019 btw. :smug:
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Post by Forty Two » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:26 pm

L'Emmerdeur wrote:
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The general gist is that Mary and Joseph were engaged to be married when the divine impregnation took place. Immediately after said impregnation, she went off to the hills to visit her cousin Elizabeth (who though well beyond childbearing age was miraculously pregnant with John the Baptist). She stayed with Elizabeth for three months before returning to Joseph. We are to assume that she was entirely chaste during that time. :ask:
Vaginally, yes. But she gave blowjobs for cash, and she took it in the ass so her hymen would stay intact. It'sin the Bible - 2 Irrumatio 3:7 wherein the prayer is stated, "Irrumatio faciem, ani sexus, et spiritus fellatio," and verse 27 makes clear that during that time, she starred in the play Chasing Mary and her nickname was "Fingercuffs."
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:51 pm

There's no place for that kind of Kavanaughism here. :tea:
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Post by Forty Two » Wed Dec 12, 2018 7:51 pm

Did you have a Jesus & Mary Chain yet, Judge?
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Post by Cunt » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:57 pm

The left thought Kavanaugh was going to stand opposed to abortion rights. Didn't he just reject a case which could have negatively affected abortion rights?

And why do you suppose he was questioned so specifically about his understanding of the difference between military tribunals and normal SCOTUS work?

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