O.k., you have an opportunity to land a lucrative and major film role for Weinstein production. It will have major actors in it, be a potential blockbuster, and is likely to be on the Oscar path for most people involved. You are a candidate for a solid role in the production of the movie.
Harvey is interviewing you and he comes out of his room in a bathrobe.
He asks you to give him a massage when he's in the nude, and during the massage he'll talk about your role and the details of the contract, and you need to do it to get the role. Do you do it?
As the massage progresses, you learn the details, and he flips over, and asks for a rub and tug to a happy ending, which you need to do to get the role. Do you do it?
What would you do to land a major film role?
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What would you do to land a major film role?
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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I'd go down on a female producer
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Re: What would you do to land a major film role?
That's not an option. Weinstein is wooing you.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Luckily I have never had ambitions to perform and on the couple of occasions I have had no choice stage fright scared me off wanting to do it again!
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I'm not dealing with him, either he wants me for the part, or he doesn't, I don't care.Forty Two wrote:That's not an option. Weinstein is wooing you.
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Come on - all ya got to do is tickle his tinkle a bit..Svartalf wrote:I'm not dealing with him, either he wants me for the part, or he doesn't, I don't care.Forty Two wrote:That's not an option. Weinstein is wooing you.
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if he takes that out, I scream ha tried to get my pants off an do me up where nothing should go in.
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If nobody would know.... I mean... it is a movie role. Money. Fame.
What if it's a female producer, of equivalent repulsiveness to Harvey?
Big, fat, yucky female producer. Gotta go around the world with her. But if you do, she'll make your career, you'll be a millionaire, have good movie roles, a nice big house, shiny new cars, and women will want you. I would do it. Screw it, who cares? It's just a short time of bumping uglies. No big deal.
What if it's a female producer, of equivalent repulsiveness to Harvey?
Big, fat, yucky female producer. Gotta go around the world with her. But if you do, she'll make your career, you'll be a millionaire, have good movie roles, a nice big house, shiny new cars, and women will want you. I would do it. Screw it, who cares? It's just a short time of bumping uglies. No big deal.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
Re: What would you do to land a major film role?
Start audio recording of the phone and when there is enough evidence, stop and send the audio file to police (and a copy to his wife)
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So long as I'm not required to lick balls...got a throat infection doing that a while ago, so no ball lick.
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