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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by JimC » Mon Aug 14, 2017 4:00 am

I can see that you have the issue down cowpat...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:32 am

Perhaps, but can always beef it up a bit later if we need to.
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Post by mistermack » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:05 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:Perhaps, but can always beef it up a bit later if we need to.
I think we should. The steaks are high.
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Don't have a cow, man...
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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by Rum » Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:36 am

People are milking this thread to death..

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Post by JimC » Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:37 pm

Whey Hay!
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Aug 16, 2017 2:19 am

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Post by Alan B » Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:24 am

Curd you please stop this?
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Post by Hermit » Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:47 am

Alan B wrote:Curd you please stop this?
Fuck off. Your request is cowardly!
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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by mistermack » Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:00 pm

I thought this was a free-ranging thread.

But now it's turned a bit sour, I'm cheesed off with it. :(
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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Aug 16, 2017 1:58 pm

The cows are fighting back btw...
somewhereontheinternet.com wrote:A number of people have been injured by cattle in Shropshire and Mid Wales in recent years.

Now some of the victims of cow attacks have spoken of their ordeal.

NFU spokesman Oliver Cartwright said: “Billions of tourists visit the countryside each year and walkers make up 18 per cent of all visitors to rural areas. Fortunately incidents involving members of the public and cattle are extremely rare. Unfortunate accidents sometimes happen and our thoughts are always with those involved.

“The countryside is a beautiful place to walk in, however, it is a working environment where animals graze so it’s important that people are mindful of this and follow advice in the Countryside Code, available at naturalengland.org.uk" ...

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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by Strontium Dog » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:22 pm

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