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A particularly bovine remark...
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As it happens, I read a stat over the weekend that showed that cows have killed 74 people in the UK between 2000 and 2015.
Three quarters of them were farm workers, though.
No word on how many of them were attempting relations with the beast in question.
Three quarters of them were farm workers, though.
No word on how many of them were attempting relations with the beast in question.
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You all Lack Taste.
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Well, if those farm workers were anything like laklak, none of them would have died. There'd be a lot more happy cows instead.Strontium Dog wrote:As it happens, I read a stat over the weekend that showed that cows have killed 74 people in the UK between 2000 and 2015.
Three quarters of them were farm workers, though.
No word on how many of them were attempting relations with the beast in question.
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No statistics on how many of them were idiots?Strontium Dog wrote:As it happens, I read a stat over the weekend that showed that cows have killed 74 people in the UK between 2000 and 2015.
Three quarters of them were farm workers, though.
No word on how many of them were attempting relations with the beast in question.
Idiots have a habit of getting killed, as well as harming others. A lot of idiots work on farms, and another lot of idiots own dogs, and get killed taking the dog for a walk through a field of cows.
The people usually get killed defending their dogs. And farm workers get careless through familiarity.
I would want a cattle prod on me at all times, if I was working with animals that weigh around half a ton or more. And horses, even more so.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Also to keep the Pakis at bay.
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Never trust a cow. Oh sure, they're make cow eyes at you, lead you on, tease you, and then stomp you to fucking death.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Hoof let the cows out?!
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Hermit wrote:Well, if those farm workers were anything like laklak, none of them would have died. There'd be a lot more happy cows instead.
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I spent a summer living around cows. What I remember most is the shit, tons of shit.
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Goldtops grow around it.Sean Hayden wrote:I spent a summer living around cows. What I remember most is the shit, tons of shit.
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before that stage. I mostly just stepped in it.
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