Australian elections on the 2nd of July

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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:58 am

Why are you voting for a Labor-Greens-Independent-Devil Worshiping-Baby Eating-Paedophile Coalition, Jim?!? We had three years of the most chaotic chaosy chaos under the Rudd-Gillard-Rudd-Green-Independent-Beezelbub-Marxist-Fascist alliance before super stable government returned in 2013.

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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by laklak » Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:18 pm

Be a Conscientious Objector, rEv. Hell No! I Won't Vote! They can drag you off kicking and screaming to the hoosegow. It'll be fun.
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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by Svartalf » Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:23 pm

you got compulsory voting in Oz?
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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:20 pm

Yeah. Which only leads to us having a huge donkey (informal) vote rate. I think dick and balls are the most winningest informal votes... :)
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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by Svartalf » Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:44 pm

Yeah, I can see a huge amount of null votes and defaced bulletins
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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by laklak » Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:55 pm

How do they enforce it? Fines?
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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by Hermit » Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:04 pm

Yes. Fines.
After each election, the AEC will send a letter to all apparent non-voters requesting that they either provide a valid and sufficient reason for failing to vote or pay a $20 penalty.

If, within the time period specified on the notice, you fail to reply, cannot provide a valid and sufficient reason or decline to pay the $20 penalty, then the matter may be referred to a court. If the matter is dealt with in court and you are found guilty, you may be fined up to $180 plus court costs and a criminal conviction may be recorded against you.
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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:31 am

I forgot to vote in a state election once. I was on holiday down in Victoria. From memory I didn't get fined either.
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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by JimC » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:35 am

I think we are one of the few countries with compulsory voting.
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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:41 am

along with Belgium
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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by Hermit » Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:32 am

Svartalf wrote:along with Belgium
where it's not enforced. Here's a list.
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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by JimC » Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:12 am

Hermit wrote:
Svartalf wrote:along with Belgium
where it's not enforced. Here's a list.
The list includes North Korea. Here is the wiki entry:
Everyone over age 17 is required to vote. However, only one candidate appears on the ballot. Voting is designed to track who is and isn't in the country. Dissenting votes are possible but lead to repercussions for voters.
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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:16 am

JimC and Hermit, if either of you don't preference Labor higher than the LNP, I will hunt you down.. :prof:
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Re: Australian elections on the 2nd of July

Post by Svartalf » Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:23 am

eRv wrote:JimC and Hermit, if either of you don't preference Labor higher than the LNP, I will hunt you down.. :prof:
explanation for us non ozzies? I thought the LNP WAS Labour...
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