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Re: Straya!

Post by tattuchu » Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:09 pm

Hermit wrote:
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I want to hug a koala :cry:
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Re: Straya!

Post by laklak » Sat Jan 25, 2020 5:06 pm

G'day, Aussie helpline.

My Shiela got stung by a wasp on her minge, now it's all closed up!

Bummer, mate.

Thanks mate, didn't think of that.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:23 am

Barnaby Joyce, hayseed and philanderer, is going to contest the leadership again of the National Party tomorrow. Can't remember why he had to quit previously, but it was probably something to do with shagging one of his staff. He's a clown, and if he is successful hell become our Deputy PM. What an embarrassment.
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Re: Straya!

Post by rainbow » Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:26 am

tattuchu wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:09 pm
Hermit wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:37 pm
I want to hug a koala :cry:
Ugly buggers, they look like Shane Warne.
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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:04 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:23 am
Barnaby Joyce, hayseed and philanderer, is going to contest the leadership again of the National Party tomorrow.
No, he's not. He can only contest the leadership if there is a spill. There won't be because Beetrooter doesn't have the numbers to precipitate one.
So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists. - G.K. Chesterton

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:06 am

There is going to be a spill. It's happening.
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Re: Straya!

Post by JimC » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:23 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:06 am
There is going to be a spill. It's happening.
Looks like you're right:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-03/ ... l/11926058

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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:26 am

rainbow wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:26 am
tattuchu wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:09 pm
Hermit wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:37 pm
I want to hug a koala :cry:
Ugly buggers, they look like Shane Warne.
Not.

Image

They do scratch and bite and piddle on you. They're not nice to each other either.



I'd have to have a good reason to handle one.
So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists. - G.K. Chesterton

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Re: Straya!

Post by JimC » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:41 am

You can't handle the truth Koala! :lay:
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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:58 am

JimC wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:41 am
You can't handle the truth Koala! :lay:
:hehe:

I was kind of hoping you'd get the idea by now how the Sanders supporters who voted for Trump did so because he appeared to them as politically closer to the left on account of his oft-repeated promise to drain the swamp, than Clinton, who spent a lot of time cosying up to Goldman Sachs and co. I tried to explain it to you often enough, without getting it through to you, so I give up.
So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists. - G.K. Chesterton

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Re: Straya!

Post by JimC » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:11 pm

Hermit wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:58 am
JimC wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:41 am
You can't handle the truth Koala! :lay:
:hehe:

I was kind of hoping you'd get the idea by now how the Sanders supporters who voted for Trump did so because he appeared to them as politically closer to the left on account of his oft-repeated promise to drain the swamp, than Clinton, who spent a lot of time cosying up to Goldman Sachs and co. I tried to explain it to you often enough, without getting it through to you, so I give up.
And I don't really disagree with your analysis of that sub-set of Sanders supporters, I just wanted to say how incredibly stupid such a thought process would be. To Trump supporters, draining the swamp does not just mean removing connections between the state and the elite, but dismantling as much of the state as possible. A thinking, left wing Sanders supporter would want to remove corporate influence on the state (hence disliking Hilary), but, if anything, would want to strengthen the apparatus of the state...
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Feb 04, 2020 1:39 am

Joyce lost. Loooser!
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Re: Straya!

Post by JimC » Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:18 am

He should have kept it in his pants...
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