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Post by Hermit » Tue Aug 06, 2019 4:56 am

I wouldn't call that cockatoo very clever, but it's certainly persistent.


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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Aug 06, 2019 5:11 am

I think that's pretty clever. Funny birds.
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Post by Rum » Tue Aug 06, 2019 7:08 am

We have urban gulls in most cities now. Some are pretty aggressive too. Some towns have had to provide gull proof refuse bags.

I’ve actually been dive bombed twice by the fuckers. Once resulting in a scratch on my head. The really should be culled.

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Post by Svartalf » Tue Aug 06, 2019 7:37 am

gulls away from the sea are bad things and do need to be culled.
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Post by rainbow » Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:51 am

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We have urban gulls in most cities now. Some are pretty aggressive too. Some towns have had to provide gull proof refuse bags.

I’ve actually been dive bombed twice by the fuckers. Once resulting in a scratch on my head. The really should be culled.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Aug 06, 2019 1:29 pm

Rum wrote:
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We have urban gulls in most cities now. Some are pretty aggressive too. Some towns have had to provide gull proof refuse bags.

I’ve actually been dive bombed twice by the fuckers. Once resulting in a scratch on my head. The really should be culled.
Yep we use the bright yellow refuge bags supplied free by the council. One half of the district has been fitted out with silos. We have to wait because all the sewage pipes are being renewed (they are 30 years old) and then we will get the silos.

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Post by Tero » Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:38 pm

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:15 pm

Snowed in an AFL game for the first time tonight. Southern Australia is getting a big polar airmass over it. Lots of snow down to low levels.

Edit: Whaddabout that, global warming alarmists?!!
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Post by JimC » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:35 pm

It's brass monkey weather in old Melbourne town!
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:40 pm

Double cardie weather eh?
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Post by JimC » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:45 pm

:hehe:

I need to do a bit of work in the garden soon. A beanie will help...
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Post by laklak » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:52 pm

Yeah, how can global warming be real if there's still snow? Huh, Mr. Smartypants Scientist? And what about monkeys. Why they still around? Huh?

Can't explain that, can you?
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Post by Hermit » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:59 pm

JimC wrote:
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It's brass monkey weather in old Melbourne town!
The shitstorm passed me by, but we got some fantastic rain on Wednesday. 16 mm in half an hour. Spread over a longer period would have been better, but you know what they say about gift horses. In the evening there was a 4 mm bonus. I could get used to this coming down, say, once or twice a week.

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Post by JimC » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:26 pm

Store it up for the hot times later, Hermit...

We've had 21 mm over the last couple of days, with more predicted. The tanks are all full, and I don't need to water the veggies...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:38 pm

On Wednesday we had 36mm in the 12 hours between 7am and 7pm, of which 14mm fell between 4-5pm - just the time I was walking home from the station. I was wet to the bone.
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