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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:51 am

Morrison wins. Shorten was rubbish.
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Post by JimC » Thu May 02, 2019 5:23 am

Seabass wrote:
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Hermit wrote:
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Seabass wrote:
Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:25 pm
She's dumb, but not on Trump's level. There is at least a weird, stupid, twisted logic behind her argument. Trump's pea-brain just vomits out "Chinese hoax".
Pauline Hanson's weird, stupid, twisted logic makes her even dumber than Trump. Earlier this week she claimed that the extinction of dinosaurs is proof that humans are not a contributing factor to climate change. Hanson is full of shit like that.

She's a genius compared to Trump. Trump thinks windmill sounds cause cancer.
Seabass, this American chauvinism, this "our crazies are worse than your crazies" shit has to stop... :nono:
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 02, 2019 5:56 am

Dutch crazies are the craziest crazies.
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Post by Hermit » Thu May 02, 2019 8:34 am

Dutch Wilders are wilder.

On the other hand, young Germans are Kinder.

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Post by laklak » Sun May 05, 2019 1:33 am

You grow them in gartens, don't you?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Hermit » Sun May 05, 2019 2:50 am

laklak wrote:
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You grow them in gartens, don't you?
No. We just park them there before they are old enough to be parked in schools. Same as anywhere else in the western world, really.

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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Sun May 05, 2019 3:05 am

Federal elections less than two weeks from now.

Australian_election_2018_the _options.jpg

It'll be interesting to see if we'll make the same mistake for the third time in a row.

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Post by JimC » Sun May 05, 2019 3:51 am

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 05, 2019 4:16 am

The Coalition appeals to scared people and the rich. There's literally no other reason to vote for them. That's all they are offering at this election.
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Post by Rum » Thu May 09, 2019 10:43 am

Spell yer muni right Bruce!

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Australia's latest A$50 note comes with a big blunder hidden in the small print - a somewhat embarrassing typo.
The Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) spelled "responsibility" as "responsibilty" on millions of the new yellow notes.
The RBA confirmed the typo on Thursday and said the error would be fixed in future print runs.
But for now, around 46 million of the new notes are in use across the country.
The bills were released late last year and feature Edith Cowan, the first female member of an Australian parliament.
What looks like a lawn in the background of Ms Cowan's portrait is in fact rows of text - a quotation from her first speech to parliament.


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Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 09, 2019 1:17 pm

Struth!
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Post by JimC » Thu May 09, 2019 9:10 pm

Whose responsibilty was it?
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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Fri May 10, 2019 1:41 am

JimC wrote:
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Whose responsibilty was it?
There's an investigation going on about that. The exact cause of that mistake has not yet been positively identified, but the possibilities have been narrowed down to four: PMAC ("problem exists between monitor and chair"), identity error or ID-10T/1D-10T error ("idiot error"), PICNIC ("problem in chair, not in computer"), IBM error ("idiot behind machine error").

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Post by JimC » Fri May 10, 2019 2:33 am

There needs to be the sort of punishment that terrifies public servants. No biscuits with morning and afternoon tea for a whole week! :Jack:
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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Fri May 10, 2019 3:09 am

JimC wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 2:33 am
There needs to be the sort of punishment that terrifies public servants. No biscuits with morning and afternoon tea for a whole week! :Jack:
That would give them six hours a day with nothing to do. Your cruelty knows no limits, Jimbo.

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