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Post by Tero » Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:13 am

I forgot the name of your sea critter, but the portugese version is thought to have venom similar to snake venom, peptides:
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Post by JimC » Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:44 am

We call them by the oddly cheerful and innocuous name "bluebottle"...
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Post by Hermit » Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:38 am

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We call them by the oddly cheerful and innocuous name "bluebottle"...
Indeed. Now tell us where the name comes from.

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Post by Hermit » Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:56 am

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Post by Hermit » Sun Jan 27, 2019 3:43 pm

Look before you leak

Before the usual crowd piles in with the usual "everything in Australia wants to kill you" bollocks, let me point out that

1) Carpet pythons are not venomous.
2) The snake catcher said it's the first time in 25 years that she's seen anyone bitten on the bum by a snake whilst on the toilet.
3) The snake was probably just feeling amorous.
4) The only worrisome things in Australia are politicians and drop bears, so, fuck off, all you Aussie hating lying bastard dickheads.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:52 pm

Every hermit in Australia wants to kill you!
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Post by Seabass » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:35 pm

Fuckin' toilet snake! :o That is the LAST place I'd want to find a damn snake... :?
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Post by Cunt » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:56 pm

Aussie toilet-snake. Just one more reason to visit New Zealand instead.
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Post by JimC » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:29 am

Small ones can be tasty...
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Post by Seabass » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:41 am

If the toilet snakes don't get you, the street crocs will... :nono:
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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:50 am

Seabass wrote:
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If the toilet snakes don't get you, the street crocs will... :nono:
Load of bollocks. It's super easy not to be bitten by crocs and snakes. Just don't sit or step on them.

You're the ultimate snowflake. Pussycats are less scared of them than you. :P





Anyway, if all this "everything in Australia wants to kill you" crap were true, why is our life expectancy almost four years higher than yours, huh? And no, you can't blame that on Trump - just yet. :mrgreen:
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Post by Seabass » Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:46 pm

Aussie cats are even deadlier than the friggin' crocodiles! :{D
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Post by Hermit » Mon Feb 04, 2019 8:54 pm

Only some cats

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and only some of the time. :coffee:

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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Sun Feb 17, 2019 9:47 am

Liberating a brush python from home detention.

https://www.facebook.com/megan.prouse/v ... 262347373/

I like how the woman casually unwinds the snake's tail from around her leg (at about the 1:40 mark), biffs him on the head shortly later as if to say "you naughty boy" and then picks some scales off his skin.

Proof once more - as if more proof were needed - that the Australian fauna is completely harmless when handled correctly.
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