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Post by Rum » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:07 am

laklak wrote:Wait, does that mean I can fuck an underage kangaroo? Damn, I've always wanted to fuck an underage kangaroo. Saucy little bitches, they're fucking asking for it. And don't get me started on those little wallaby sluts, with their pert little tails. Koala fuckers - now that's a sick bunch of pervos. Should be flayed, hung, drawn, quartered, and fed to Tasmanian devils, IMO.

I don't know if Aussie law is similar to laws in many states, but without a legal marriage there were many issues. Inheritance, end of life decisions, etc.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:16 am

DaveDodo007 wrote:What a surprise, the kangaroo fuckers are degenerate cunts. It is only a matter of time until you fight for your right to fuck children and animals, you sick fucks.

Ibf: Slippery slope argument as it its looking like it is not a logical fallacy after all but only because the sick and evil degenerate lefty/liberals.

I seriously wont be surprised when you sick fucks lower the age of consent to 10 years old and make it legal to fuck animals as you really are immoral scumbags.
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Post by Rum » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:24 am

Brian Peacock wrote:
DaveDodo007 wrote:What a surprise, the kangaroo fuckers are degenerate cunts. It is only a matter of time until you fight for your right to fuck children and animals, you sick fucks.

Ibf: Slippery slope argument as it its looking like it is not a logical fallacy after all but only because the sick and evil degenerate lefty/liberals.

I seriously wont be surprised when you sick fucks lower the age of consent to 10 years old and make it legal to fuck animals as you really are immoral scumbags.
Isn't it time you came out of that closet and were at peace with who and what you are?
It is sad to see someone in such a state of denial isn't it? He probably doesn't even consciously know he is gay.

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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:43 am

Tyrannical wrote:I googled this
A de facto relationship is defined in Section 4AA of the Family Law Act 1975. The law requires that you and your former partner, who may be of the same or opposite sex, had a relationship as a couple living together on a genuine domestic basis.
So, kinda sorta legal since '75, or was the same sex clause more recent.
They don't get the same rights as hetero couples in a number of areas including next of kin rights.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:44 am

DaveDodo007 wrote:What a surprise, the kangaroo fuckers are degenerate cunts. It is only a matter of time until you fight for your right to fuck children and animals, you sick fucks.

Ibf: Slippery slope argument as it its looking like it is not a logical fallacy after all but only because the sick and evil degenerate lefty/liberals.

I seriously wont be surprised when you sick fucks lower the age of consent to 10 years old and make it legal to fuck animals as you really are immoral scumbags.
You need to get back on your medication. And stay away from sharp objects.
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Post by tattuchu » Sat Nov 18, 2017 5:44 pm

This is a factoid I collected for a book I'm editing:

"There is a shrub (Dendrocnide moroides) in Australia known as the “suicide plant” whose sting can last years and is so agonizing that it drives people to commit suicide after touching it."

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Post by laklak » Sat Nov 18, 2017 6:22 pm

Fucking Australia, eh? Everything kills you.

On another Aussie note, Malcolm Young just died. Fuck.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by tattuchu » Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:19 pm

"Australia has a larger population of camels than Egypt."

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Post by tattuchu » Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:20 pm

"Australia's dingo fence is longer than the Great Wall of China."

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Post by laklak » Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:39 pm

tattuchu wrote:"Australia has a larger population of camels than Egypt."

Straya.
That's because they eat them in Egypt, in Oz they keep them for shagging when the sheep are tired.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Rum » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:35 pm

laklak wrote:
tattuchu wrote:"Australia has a larger population of camels than Egypt."

Straya.
That's because they eat them in Egypt, in Oz they keep them for shagging when the sheep are tired.
They cross them with kangaroos so they can hump...oh nevermind... :sadcheer:

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Post by tattuchu » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:53 pm

Rum wrote:
laklak wrote:
tattuchu wrote:"Australia has a larger population of camels than Egypt."

Straya.
That's because they eat them in Egypt, in Oz they keep them for shagging when the sheep are tired.
They cross them with kangaroos so they can hump...oh nevermind... :sadcheer:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:00 am

Straya cunt!
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Post by JimC » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:47 am

Australia cunt be bothered? :dunno:
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