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Re: Straya!

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:35 pm

There's some mutant gene thing gong on with Coriander. To most of us it tastes divine, but lizard people in human skin find it repulsive for tasting like a warm sock straight off a cheesy foot.
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Post by tattuchu » Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:38 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:There's some mutant gene thing gong on with Coriander. To most of us it tastes divine, but lizard people in human skin find it repulsive for tasting like a warm sock straight off a cheesy foot.
Yeah, apparently it tastes soapy or something to defective people with that gene or whatever. Those people are of course dumbheads because cilantro is orgasmic :shiver:
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:08 pm

No it does not but maybe you have never experienced a true orgasm. It stinks like Mexico.
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Post by Hermit » Sun Dec 11, 2016 3:00 pm

Whaaaaa? :o

I'll have you know that no true orgasm stinks like Mexico. In fact it does not stink at all.

You just made that up, didn't you? Made it up because you have never got to within a smile of a true orgasm.
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Post by Hermit » Sun Dec 11, 2016 3:05 pm

In case you had not noticed, people, the "no true orgasm" is not a fallacy.

It might contain phallic traces, though.
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Dec 11, 2016 10:49 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:No it does not but maybe you have never experienced a true orgasm. It stinks like Mexico.
Ah! The old One True Orgasm phallusy :prof: :nono:
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Dec 11, 2016 10:51 pm

Hermit wrote:In case you had not noticed, people, the "no true orgasm" is not a fallacy.

It might contain phallic traces, though.
Goddammit, Hermit, you stole my joke before I even thought of it :sulk:
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Post by Hermit » Mon Dec 12, 2016 2:35 am

tattuchu wrote:
Hermit wrote:In case you had not noticed, people, the "no true orgasm" is not a fallacy.

It might contain phallic traces, though.
Goddammit, Hermit, you stole my joke before I even thought of it :sulk:
Oh, you can have it back if you like. It's not aromatic enough for my liking.
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Post by rainbow » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:21 am

tattuchu wrote:
Scot Dutchy wrote:No it does not but maybe you have never experienced a true orgasm. It stinks like Mexico.
Ah! The old One True Orgasm phallusy :prof: :nono:
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Post by mistermack » Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:40 am

I just read somewhere that the Tasmanian government have passed a law allowing virtually all of the remaining virgin forest to be logged.

So the place that once had probably the world's tallest trees, will now have stumps.

Mind you, they have form. They paid to have the Tasmanian Tiger exterminated.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:59 am

Nup.
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Post by Hermit » Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:08 pm

mistermack wrote:I just read somewhere that the Tasmanian government have passed a law allowing virtually all of the remaining virgin forest to be logged.

So the place that once had probably the world's tallest trees, will now have stumps.

Mind you, they have form. They paid to have the Tasmanian Tiger exterminated.
Yup. The Tasmanian tiger was regarded as a pest. The government paid out over 2000 bounties between 1888 and 1909. It is part of a grand scheme to exterminate nature. Tasmania accounts for one third of all contemporary mammal animal extinctions. One setback for the scheme was the Gordon-below-Franklin Dam. For the sake of 180 mW it was proposed to drown the valley, which was a registered UNESCO World Heritage area. Fucking greenies wrecked that plan in 1983. One of my sisters was one of the saboteurs. I still have a picture of her being arrested for her crime.

Clear-felling entire forests for the sake of 24 village hicks, their dogs and $6000 profit per tree to the company that owns the saws, trucks and bulldozers has always been government policy, and a very popular one at that. You'll soon find out if you walk into any Tasmanian pub, except possibly the Weldborough Hotel, while wearing a Greenpeace T-shirt.

But "they" are by no means exceptional. The old adage "When money talks all other voices are silent" applies pretty much globally. Tasmanians are just a little better at turning timber into woodchips, sending them off to Asia by the shipload and getting it back in the form of photocopy paper than others. Shareholders and flannelette shirt wearing mullet heads alike rejoice.

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Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:56 pm

Poor little drop-bear :(
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:03 am

To be clear, Tasmania isn't clearfelling all old growth forest. MM must have got that news from the same site he gets his climate change conspiracy news.
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Post by Hermit » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:18 am

pErvin wrote:To be clear, Tasmania isn't clearfelling all old growth forest. MM must have got that news from the same site he gets his climate change conspiracy news.
MM loves to exaggerate, but the state government did repeal the Tasmanian Forest Agreement recently, in which 4000 square kilometres of native forests were set aside from harvesting for six years.
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