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Re: Straya!

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue May 22, 2018 12:17 pm

#FAKEKOALA! :D
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue May 22, 2018 12:22 pm

There's something fishy about that video..
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Post by laklak » Tue May 22, 2018 2:32 pm

It's a shame Oz is on the other side of the universe, or Florida could unite with you. The United Federation of Bogans and Rednecks.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue May 22, 2018 3:10 pm

Crocodiles vs Alligators, Smack down!
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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue May 22, 2018 3:43 pm

Robocroc vs Alligatron. Now I'd watch that straight to DVD movie if someone bothered to make it. :D
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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Thu May 24, 2018 10:58 am

Australia is no more dangerous than most other countries -- statistically speaking.

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 24, 2018 11:44 am

That's because Australians are harder to kill than other peoples. :prof:
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Post by Hermit » Thu May 24, 2018 12:51 pm

pErvinalia wrote:
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That's because Australians are harder to kill than other peoples. :prof:
If life expectancy is the measure we are indeed among the toughest to kill, ranking somewhere between 4th and 14th, depending on the criteria used.

Or maybe there are simply more sharks marauding around in other countries.

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Post by mistermack » Thu May 24, 2018 2:14 pm

It's funny that the US and Cuba are at the same spot on the list. :D
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Post by laklak » Thu May 24, 2018 2:18 pm

But that's excellent! We all know that Cuba is a socialist paradise, with free everything, the best healthcare, the most beautiful women, and happy kids who are all above average!

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Re: Straya!

Post by JimC » Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:47 pm

Finally, a win for the taunted crocodile...
A saltwater crocodile has eaten a dog that made a mockery of it for years, to the horror of onlookers.

At Goat Island Lodge, south of Darwin in the middle of the crocodile-infested Adelaide River, guests had gathered to watch pup Pippa perform her favourite trick — running at Casey the crocodile to scare her back into the river.

But to the alarm of those looking on, including owner Kai Hansen, Pippa ran straight at her head — and Casey "did what crocs do".

The video of Pippa being dragged into the water was made worse by the screams of bystanders, but serves as a bleak warning about the river's dangers.

As Mr Hansen conceded, "it was something that had a high probability of happening sometime"
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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:29 am

JimC wrote:
Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:47 pm
Finally, a win for the taunted crocodile...
A saltwater crocodile has eaten a dog that made a mockery of it for years, to the horror of onlookers.

At Goat Island Lodge, south of Darwin in the middle of the crocodile-infested Adelaide River, guests had gathered to watch pup Pippa perform her favourite trick — running at Casey the crocodile to scare her back into the river.

But to the alarm of those looking on, including owner Kai Hansen, Pippa ran straight at her head — and Casey "did what crocs do".

The video of Pippa being dragged into the water was made worse by the screams of bystanders, but serves as a bleak warning about the river's dangers.

As Mr Hansen conceded, "it was something that had a high probability of happening sometime"
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-06/b ... de/9840026
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Re: Straya!

Post by Faithfree » Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:53 pm

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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Mon Jun 25, 2018 7:13 am

Soccer à la Straya: Belconnen United versus Canberra ... versus a Kangaroo.

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Re: Straya!

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jun 25, 2018 5:00 pm

Stupid 'roo clearly has no idea about the off-site rule. :roll:
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