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Re: Straya!

Post by Woodbutcher » Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:33 pm

JimC wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:21 am
I suppose "My cow is bigger than your cow" makes a change from the usual male bullshit chat... :tea:
No. It's "Our bull is bigger than your bull". Don't have a cow!
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Re: Straya!

Post by Jason » Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:37 pm

Woodbutcher wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:33 pm
JimC wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:21 am
I suppose "My cow is bigger than your cow" makes a change from the usual male bullshit chat... :tea:
No. It's "Our bull is bigger than your bull". Don't have a cow!
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:16 pm

It is just a load of bull :lol:
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Post by Hermit » Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:30 pm

With the Australian Labor Party around ten percentage points ahead of the conservatives in the opinion polls, its leader, Bill Shorten, has become increasingly desperate about how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Most people were sceptical about whether he could come up with the goods, until the party conference. His policy announcement on the refugee issue turned out to be a stroke of genius. Insisting that the offshore concentration camps will remain and refugee boats will continue to be turned back on the one hand while accepting an additional 5000 asylum seekers on the other, he managed to seriously alienate both sides of the brown/black/yellow/brindle hordes argument. (Linkiepoo)

This may not be quite enough to lose the unloseable election, but he does have another card up his sleeve. In trying to straddle two chairs in regard to the giant Adani coal mining project proposal he is odds-on to disappoint both the environmentalists and the what's good for the economy is good for the people mob.

Realistically, we only have two possible election outcomes: Either Labor or the even more conservative so called Liberal/National Party coalition will form the next government. The Greens hardly even stand a chance of holding the balance of power. While I am still hoping for a Labor win, Shorten's policies really do take the shine off seeing the conservatives finally out on their ears.

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:22 am

Regarding asylum seekers Labor's keeping the same policy more or less as the Coalition so as to nullify it as an election issue. Spineless, but smart. Because of our compulsory preference voting any votes lost to the Greens will nearly always flow back.
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Post by rainbow » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:23 am

Why do the Ozzies spell it Labor, when it's pronounced Loibah in Strine?
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Post by Hermit » Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:31 pm

rainbow wrote:
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Why do the Ozzies spell it Labor, when it's pronounced Loibah in Strine?
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 5:58 pm

Struth!
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Post by Rum » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:57 pm

Had a Merry Xmas email from my oldest friend today. We went to school together in Hong Kong so I’ve known him over 50 years ffs. Anyway he ended up living and working in London, where he started up an ‘exclusive’ travel agency. The lucky bugger landed a group of very rich Russians as clients back after the Wall fell and seems to have got pretty rich himself on the back of that. Part of his job was ‘researching’ destinations in exotic parts of the world...well someone has to do it I suppose.

The point of this is her retired four years ago. We had a great reunion do before he left for where his wife is from - the East coast of Oz. They have a flat overlooking about ten miles of sand and seem to spend most of their time driving up and down the coast from one boozy barbecue party to the next. :sulk:

I got his email at ten or so this morning. It was still dark and pissing down here.

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:59 pm

Scot wouldn't like overlooking ten miles of sand and going to one boozy bbq after the next.
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Post by JimC » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:14 pm

Any beach not protected by dykes makes him nervous...
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Post by Rum » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:56 pm

They have the best sand in the Netherlands you know. True.

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Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:21 am

I am glad your are always thinking about me.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:20 pm

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Re: Straya!

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:38 pm

That's very unusual - most snakes are fussy, and only go for live prey - people who keep them as pets usually have to supply live mice or rats...
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