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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Feb 17, 2019 9:51 am

There's very few pythons anywhere that aren't harmless to humans.
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Post by Hermit » Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:10 am

Great. Another conspiracy theorist in our midst. Start a conference with Galaxative and Stuporuniworse, why don't you? :Erasb:
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Post by JimC » Sun Feb 17, 2019 7:59 pm

It purely depends on their size. Large python + toddler = meal.

Small python + adult human = safe playtime.
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Post by Seabass » Sun Feb 17, 2019 9:12 pm

Any python + Seabass = machete time...
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Post by laklak » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:01 am

Python + Lak = New boots.

Maybe a curry and a hat band.
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Post by JimC » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:44 am

Trouble is, in reality, in most ecosystems snakes are endangered...

Rodent plague, anyone?

Ecology 101... :roll:
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Post by Cunt » Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:37 am

I thought the real danger in python was it's difficulty working with java
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Post by Hermit » Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:51 am

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I thought the real danger in python was it's difficulty working with java
A joke! It's a bit Montyesque too. Congratulations. :clap:

That puts paid to my suspicion that your ancestors were German rejects. :mrgreen:
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:00 am

Python trying to eat a currawong while upside down in my home town today.

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Post by Tero » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:07 pm

port douglas.jpg
Someone local, or his brother maybe,went birding in Austaralia near Port Douglas.
How is the weather there? Why is most pf the beach near town empty and not even a parking lot nearby?

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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:40 pm

Past through it. It was not bad almost civilised. My wife wanted to buy a cotton dress. Not possible. All artificial fibres. They thought she was mad. All that work. A least reasonable restaurants with reasonable food.
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Post by Hermit » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:50 pm

Tero wrote:
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port douglas.jpgSomeone local, or his brother maybe,went birding in Austaralia near Port Douglas.
How is the weather there? Why is most pf the beach near town empty and not even a parking lot nearby?
Basically, it's a matter of crowds, or more precisely, the lack thereof. The population of Port Douglas is about 3500. If the locals want to go to the beach they'll just drive right on to the sand. If. Most of them prefer the comfort of their backyard swimming pool. Mile after mile of beach sand so white that the reflected glare of the sun threatens to blind you gets boring really quickly, especially when it's combined with extreme heat and humidity. Alternately there is extreme heat, humidity and torrential rain.

So we have 1) low population density, 2) lots of kilometres of beach, 3) a jadedness of being constantly within a stone's throw of what foreigners might regard as an exotic attraction. I think you can work the answers to your questions out yourself now.
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Post by Tero » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:52 pm

I guess you need air conditioning. And drinks served to the beach.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:57 pm

I had the perfect beach once. A small lagoon just down from Puerto Escondido (Pacific Coast Mexico). The was a family running a small sea shore business. Great food and service. In the shade of palm trees. It was very quiet.
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Post by Tero » Sat Mar 02, 2019 3:04 pm

I had the perfect beach once when I was 7 in Helsinki. The water was warm. I dropped a Coca Cola flavored sucker in the sand. But I washed off the sand at the toilet and finished it. Our supplies consisted of a towel and hat. We had not heard of sun screen.
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