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Post by laklak » Sat Feb 03, 2018 6:28 pm

Wish we'd catch an ostrich fad, it's one of my favorites, particularly for making biltong. I'll be back in Swaziland soon enough, much easier to source there, though you generally have to go across into South Africa to get it.
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Post by Tero » Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:11 am

Not quite on topic, just New Zealand. But same thing, flying to Australia or NZ more dangerous than smoking to health:

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Post by tattuchu » Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:24 pm

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Post by Faithfree » Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:40 am

tattuchu wrote::{D
I've been to Glendambo.
I think they underestimated the number of flies.
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Post by JimC » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:13 am

In Soviet Australia, birds roast you!
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Post by Hermit » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:36 am

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:26 am

It's the swooping drop bears that you've got to be really careful of..
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Post by JimC » Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:31 am

In reality, swooping magpies in spring can actually blind you or gash you seriously...
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Post by laklak » Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:53 am

Damn, if they can blind and gash you in Oz imagine how bad Dutch magpies would fuck you up.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:31 am

Dutch magpies are more socially minded. They provide food and housing for the poor.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:00 am

pErvinalia wrote:Dutch magpies are more socially minded. They provide food and housing for the poor.
You are bloody joking. A pain in the rear end more like it. Bloody racket they make and they decimate the song bird population. Too many of the buggers but they are protected by law.

When you are eating herring outside you have to watch out for shitehawks.



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Post by Hermit » Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:59 am

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