A passerby has disrupted an attempted robbery on Queensland's Gold Coast by stealing the keys to getaway car before chasing the suspects from the scene.
"That funny moment when you're walking into the servo and an unidentifiable car shows up, they broke into Oportos, while they were in there I stole the keys to the car," James Ross-Munro posted on Facebook.
Mr Ross-Munro had stopped outside a service station at Arundel due to a broken thong. He and his friend Kane Wiblen saw two men jump out of a white Commodore with no numberplates and allegedly break into a restaurant in the fast food chain.
Mr Wiblen had begun filming the thong when they spotted the car, and continued filming throughout the incident.
He posted the video to Facebook, saying: "Nothing says an awesome Friday like beers, mates, laughs, oh and this burger shop robbery gone to shit. Interesting night to say the least!"
Mr Ross-Munro took the car keys then shouted for service station staff to call the police.
When the alleged robbers returned to the car, the driver realised the keys had been taken and ran away. The second man got into the front passenger seat and closed the door.
Mr Ross-Munro jumped into the car through the driver's door towards the passenger, who then jumped out of the car.
Mr Ross-Munro then chased them both down the road.
"I chased them but because I'm fat they got away haha," he posted.
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Or "pluggers" as he called them in the vid. Double-pluggers are the best. He probably only had single pluggers. That's why he ran into trouble.
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Sydney Roosters and NSW Blues player [rugby league] Mitchell Pearce’s career is in trouble after he was filmed simulating a sex act with a dog before urinating on himself at an Australia Day party.
STRAYA!!
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They do. Your link just had a space where there should't be one.
So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists. - G.K. Chesterton
Ah, cheers. Strangely, they work on crapatalk but not on desktop. The first time in history something works better on crapatalk than www.
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In Oz, this is an item of footwear, known in other lands by the absurd name "flip-flop"...
