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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:52 pm

I feel dirty voting for any of the fuckers. But I always do. Even though the result in my constituency is a foregone conclusion. A lot of people died to get me the vote. It would be churlish not to.
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:52 pm

JimC wrote:
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...Reagan, and even he was no saint....
:hairfire:
No fucking actor either! :tea:
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Svartalf » Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:58 pm

Now I feel twice as dirty... I voted for those corrupt SOBs and didn't even prevent the even more corrupt ones from seizing the constituency
(on the plus side, the region had the lowest FN vote of all the country)
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Strontium Dog » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:03 pm

I have voted for myself a few times. How's that for dirty?
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:37 am

Strontium Dog wrote:I have voted for myself a few times. How's that for dirty?
It's only dirty if you vote for yourself a few times in the same election, I understand. :tea:
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by DaveDodo007 » Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:15 am

Svartalf wrote:I just voted for a party I reprove of in order to bar the way to an even less acceptable one, I need to get cleansed of that taint now.
Isn't that just politics in general? I have never voted for a party I have liked, they were just cunts to the cunting party I thought were a lot of cunts. Cunt politics is the new democracy. :thinks:
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by DaveDodo007 » Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:21 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
JimC wrote:
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...Reagan, and even he was no saint....
:hairfire:
No fucking actor either! :tea:
Be fair that Bonzo was some thespian.
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:54 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote: A lot of people died to get me the vote. It would be churlish not to.
Like drinking beer, we don't do it because we want to but because we have to.
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by klr » Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:09 am

Svartalf wrote:I just voted for a party I reprove of in order to bar the way to an even less acceptable one, I need to get cleansed of that taint now.
That's just Realpolitik. :smug:
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Svartalf » Wed Dec 16, 2015 6:18 am

Yeah, but I soiled myself for nothing, the FN in disguise stil won
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by laklak » Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:15 pm

I feel dirty, I feel dirty, I feel dirty, and flirty, and Gaaaaaay!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:48 pm

And if you want to put it there, you'll have to wash it first, and paaaaaaaay!
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Seth » Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:04 pm

Svartalf wrote:Yeah, but I soiled myself for nothing, the FN in disguise stil won
Democratic socialism is a bitch, isn't it?

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Re: I feel dirty

Post by mistermack » Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:20 pm

Seth wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Yeah, but I soiled myself for nothing, the FN in disguise stil won
Democratic socialism is a bitch, isn't it?

Suck it up, you made your bed, now you get to lie in it.
In the US, you have the choice of feeling dirty, or plain stupid.
But Bush broke the rules. Dirty and stupid. As American as burger and fries.
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by laklak » Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:43 pm

Burgers are German, and fries are Belgian.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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