I like the way they describe it as a 'hoard'...
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Re: I like the way they describe it as a 'hoard'...
Me, too. I like getting 'hoard' from time to time. When I can spare the cash... 

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Re: I like the way they describe it as a 'hoard'...
Me too! I like whores.
Oh hang on, wait a minute, I think I got that wrong!
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Is that what they say to you?Vroomfondel wrote:Me too! I like whores.
Oh hang on, wait a minute, I think I got that wrong!
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I only make them moan when I don't pay themBella Fortuna wrote:Is that what they say to you?Vroomfondel wrote:Me too! I like whores.
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No, you got it right. I was using it (phonetically) as a verb...Vroomfondel wrote:Me too! I like whores.
Oh hang on, wait a minute, I think I got that wrong!

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You know when you've been hoardFBM wrote:No, you got it right. I was using it (phonetically) as a verb...Vroomfondel wrote:Me too! I like whores.
Oh hang on, wait a minute, I think I got that wrong!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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That's no hoard. This is a proper hoard:
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That's not what I hoard.Vroomfondel wrote:You know when you've been hoardFBM wrote:No, you got it right. I was using it (phonetically) as a verb...Vroomfondel wrote:Me too! I like whores.
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That just made me so hoardBella Fortuna wrote:That's not what I hoard.Vroomfondel wrote:You know when you've been hoardFBM wrote:No, you got it right. I was using it (phonetically) as a verb...Vroomfondel wrote:Me too! I like whores.
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Not hoardly.
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I've hoard of people addicted to puns . . . 

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Waterhoarding's too good for em!Gawdzilla wrote:I've hoard of people addicted to puns . . .

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Jesus, don't get a hoard-on about it....FBM wrote:The quality of these puns is giving me a hoardache...
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