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I like the way they describe it as a 'hoard'...

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:52 pm

...I like the word 'hoard'.
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Post by FBM » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:16 am

Me, too. I like getting 'hoard' from time to time. When I can spare the cash... :tea:
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Post by cowiz » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:25 am

Me too! I like whores.


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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:43 am

Vroomfondel wrote:Me too! I like whores.


Oh hang on, wait a minute, I think I got that wrong!
Is that what they say to you?
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Post by cowiz » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:43 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Vroomfondel wrote:Me too! I like whores.


Oh hang on, wait a minute, I think I got that wrong!
Is that what they say to you?
I only make them moan when I don't pay them
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Post by FBM » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:58 am

Vroomfondel wrote:Me too! I like whores.


Oh hang on, wait a minute, I think I got that wrong!
No, you got it right. I was using it (phonetically) as a verb... :shifty:
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Post by cowiz » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:01 am

FBM wrote:
Vroomfondel wrote:Me too! I like whores.


Oh hang on, wait a minute, I think I got that wrong!
No, you got it right. I was using it (phonetically) as a verb... :shifty:
You know when you've been hoard
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:03 am

That's no hoard. This is a proper hoard:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:04 am

Vroomfondel wrote:
FBM wrote:
Vroomfondel wrote:Me too! I like whores.


Oh hang on, wait a minute, I think I got that wrong!
No, you got it right. I was using it (phonetically) as a verb... :shifty:
You know when you've been hoard
That's not what I hoard.
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Post by cowiz » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:04 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Vroomfondel wrote:
FBM wrote:
Vroomfondel wrote:Me too! I like whores.


Oh hang on, wait a minute, I think I got that wrong!
No, you got it right. I was using it (phonetically) as a verb... :shifty:
You know when you've been hoard
That's not what I hoard.
That just made me so hoard
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:17 am

Not hoardly.
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Post by FBM » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:54 am

:doh: The quality of these puns is giving me a hoardache...
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:55 am

I've hoard of people addicted to puns . . . :nono:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:08 am

Gawdzilla wrote:I've hoard of people addicted to puns . . . :nono:
Waterhoarding's too good for em! :nono:
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Re: I like the way they describe it as a 'hoard'...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:12 am

FBM wrote::doh: The quality of these puns is giving me a hoardache...
Jesus, don't get a hoard-on about it....
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