Is a Devastating Stock Market Crash on the Way?

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Is a Devastating Stock Market Crash on the Way?

Post by cronus » Sun Sep 07, 2014 6:59 pm

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Is a Devastating Stock Market Crash on the Way?

Is everyone asleep at switch? Stuck in La La Land? Delusional and detached just like our president? Whistling past the graveyard? Because a combination of my crystal ball and just a little common sense says a major stock market correction is in our future.

Does anyone on Wall Street read the news?

Security experts warn a terrorist attack on America soil appears imminent. Only days ago, the federal government agreed.

Yet the stock market sits at all-time highs.

Where would the terrorists come from?

Our Southern border with Mexico is wide open for anyone to walk across. Our border is under siege. President Barack Obama has no strategy to stop or even slow the invasion of America by terrorists, let alone the desperately poor masses expecting billions of dollars in welfare from cradle to grave. Just the latest wave of illegal immigrant children will cost over $700 million to educate…this year alone.

America is already bankrupt and almost $18 trillion in debt. Where will the money come from?

Yet the stock market sits at all-time highs.

But our unsecured Southern border with Mexico could bring more than terrorism. Ebola is spiraling out of control.

World health experts are quietly preparing for an Ebola pandemic infecting as many as 100,000. If it reaches America’s shores the resulting panic could overwhelm the health care system, shutdown commerce, close schools and result in transportation and supply interruptions. All it takes is one infected illegal immigrant crossing into America, after exposing hundreds of others in cramped unsanitary conditions during the border crossing.

Yet the stock market sits at all-time highs.

The situation in Ukraine just got much worse. There are over 20,000 Russian troops at border. NATO just proved with satellite imagery that Russia has physically entered Ukraine. The invasion has begun – a worst case scenario.

Yet the stock market sits at all-time highs.

European Union leaders and military experts are publicly warning this could be headed for World War III.

Yet the stock market sits at all-time highs.

The war between Israel and Hamas in Gaza may have been just a precursor of things to come. It too could lead to World War III.

Yet the stock market sits at all-time highs.

Yet all of these threats pale compared to the Islamic State. This terror group is the game-changer. It is perhaps the biggest threat America has faced since Nazi Germany. And our president admits he has no strategy to combat this threat to our very existence.

Yet the stock market sits at all-time highs.

Then there’s the economy. Taxes are so high that companies are running away from America. Take just the latest example, Burger King.

My CEO friends tell me virtually every billion-dollar company in America is plotting and planning the same escape. It’s a “jail break.” Everyone in corporate America wants out of Obama’s America.

So do thousands, or perhaps soon tens of thousands, of high-income individuals. Last year an all-time record 3,000 Americans renounced their citizenship. As more corporations and wealthy citizens run for the door, who will be left to pay America’s taxes?

Yet the stock market sits at all-time highs.

Who will be left to pay our enormous world-record setting debt? The federal debt is up an unimaginable $7 trillion since Obama took office.

A staggering one-third of America is now on welfare.

Yet the stock market sits at all-time highs.

(continued, lot's of chemicals in the environment these days poisoning the brains mathematical circuitry mostly a white powder on Wall ST?)
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Re: Is a Devastating Stock Market Crash on the Way?

Post by JimC » Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:12 pm

That's certainly your sort of article, Scumple; ticks all your boxes! :tup:
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Post by laklak » Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:07 pm

There are a LOT of analysts who are worried, but I don't care. The only stocks I have are ammunition and toilet paper. And Spam. I've got a metric fuckton of Spam.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Hermit » Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:43 pm

JimC wrote:That's certainly your sort of article, Scumple; ticks all your boxes! :tup:
Very Hanrahan indeed.

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All it takes is one infected illegal immigrant crossing into America
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Post by klr » Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:53 pm

laklak wrote:There are a LOT of analysts who are worried, but I don't care. The only stocks I have are ammunition and toilet paper. And Spam. I've got a metric fuckton of Spam.
Don't forget your greens. :food:
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Post by JimC » Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:05 pm

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laklak wrote:There are a LOT of analysts who are worried, but I don't care. The only stocks I have are ammunition and toilet paper. And Spam. I've got a metric fuckton of Spam.
Don't forget your greens. :food:
The mould on the spam will take care of that...
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Post by klr » Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:08 pm

JimC wrote:
klr wrote:
laklak wrote:There are a LOT of analysts who are worried, but I don't care. The only stocks I have are ammunition and toilet paper. And Spam. I've got a metric fuckton of Spam.
Don't forget your greens. :food:
The mould on the spam will take care of that...
It might also be a source of much-needed penicillin.
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Post by SteveB » Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:54 am

Everyone panic. :panic:
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Post by laklak » Mon Sep 08, 2014 1:56 am

Seaweed for greens. What with global warming I'll be able to open the front door and pick some up.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:01 am

So, if this stock market thingy crashes, exactly how much less will the shares I don't have not be worth, or some shit? I haz a confuze... :what:
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:So, if this stock market thingy crashes, exactly how much less will the shares I don't have not be worth, or some shit? I haz a confuze... :what:
You don't get it, if the baks and the superwealthy go down, we all will, we tell you so...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:51 am

Svartalf wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:So, if this stock market thingy crashes, exactly how much less will the shares I don't have not be worth, or some shit? I haz a confuze... :what:
You don't get it, if the baks and the superwealthy go down, we all will, we tell you so...
Meh. Nothing in the shops? Eat the rich. Simples. :tea:
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Post by cronus » Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:52 am

Japan shrank by 7% but the stock market will still climb. The day is determined. Since most of the money is new dumb money piling into the markets nothing will stop the climb except the unstoppable stall...attempts to hold a managed descent have all failed and Japan is proof this is a plane with no pilot heading nowhere fast very soon. Unlike 2007 there is no bail-out plan for the worst case scenario of a Great Depression the likes of which we've never known. Damage bad enough to bring about a full on civilization collapse.
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Post by rainbow » Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:06 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:So, if this stock market thingy crashes, exactly how much less will the shares I don't have not be worth, or some shit? I haz a confuze... :what:
You don't get it, if the baks and the superwealthy go down, we all will, we tell you so...
Meh. Nothing in the shops? Eat the rich. Simples. :tea:
You honkeys are so unoriginal.

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