Theoretical Ebola spread based on 1.86 infection rate

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Theoretical Ebola spread based on 1.86 infection rate

Post by cronus » Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:53 pm

http://investmentwatchblog.com/theoreti ... e-monthly/

Theoretical Ebola spread and death based on 1.86 infection rate monthly

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Post by JimC » Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:03 am

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Post by cronus » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:03 am

....money when there's blood in the streets. It'll be a bonanza time for some in the aftermath. Assuming that the worst case doesn't arise and the ship completely sinks. :read:
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Post by mistermack » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:47 am

The thing is, the current rate of spread has happened in a climate where it's easy enough to say, ''it'll never happen to me''.
Once large numbers of people start dying, the word will be out, and people will avoid sick people like the plague. Well, that's the logic of the situation anyway.
It might be harder to get the message across in Africa. From what I've heard, there's still a lot of ''alternative'' medicine practiced.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:49 am

You know Africa, half is muslim, half is christian, and all practice the old religions and believe in witch doctors and the like...
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Post by MrJonno » Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:00 pm

This is why you should carry handguns, let those little ebola bugs take on Seth if they dare
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Post by cronus » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:30 pm

Maybe the long lived religious memes surrounding sodomites being sinners have a fair point here? Nothing wrong with given a fair point where due in a winning war. :read:
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Post by JimC » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:00 pm

Scumple wrote:Maybe the long lived religious memes surrounding sodomites being sinners have a fair point here? Nothing wrong with given a fair point where due in a winning war. :read:
Is this meant to be a claim that anal sex will increase the spread of Ebola in comparison with vaginal sex?

Or is it merely your usual obscure meandering?
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Re: Theoretical Ebola spread based on 1.86 infection rate

Post by laklak » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:17 pm

Anal sex is an offense against God Himself and we know how pissy Jehovah is. Didn't go to church last week? Two weeks of migraines. Used my name in vain? Let's see how a bit if irritable bowel syndrome goes down. What? You fucked somebody in the ASS?? What did I tell you about fucking people in the ass? OK, it's Ebola Time, motherfucker!
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Re: Theoretical Ebola spread based on 1.86 infection rate

Post by Calilasseia » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:16 pm

MrJonno wrote:This is why you should carry handguns, let those little ebola bugs take on Seth if they dare
I think the blood spatter would render this course of action rather useless ... plus, by the time Ebola becomes seriously symptomatic, you don't have to bother with firearms, because the victims are usually too incapacitated. Your problems begin with the fact that Ebola doesn't become seriously symptomatic until about 7 days into the infection, and it's possible for non-symptomatic people early in the stages of infection to pass on the virus. Though at the moment, there's no evidence, as far as I'm aware, of aerosol transmission being a major infection route. The moment the virus acquires the mutations facilitating this, then we're in deep shit.

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Post by cronus » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:10 am

Calilasseia wrote:
MrJonno wrote:This is why you should carry handguns, let those little ebola bugs take on Seth if they dare
I think the blood spatter would render this course of action rather useless ... plus, by the time Ebola becomes seriously symptomatic, you don't have to bother with firearms, because the victims are usually too incapacitated. Your problems begin with the fact that Ebola doesn't become seriously symptomatic until about 7 days into the infection, and it's possible for non-symptomatic people early in the stages of infection to pass on the virus. Though at the moment, there's no evidence, as far as I'm aware, of aerosol transmission being a major infection route. The moment the virus acquires the mutations facilitating this, then we're in deep shit.

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Post by JimC » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:16 am

Calilasseia wrote:
MrJonno wrote:This is why you should carry handguns, let those little ebola bugs take on Seth if they dare
I think the blood spatter would render this course of action rather useless ... plus, by the time Ebola becomes seriously symptomatic, you don't have to bother with firearms, because the victims are usually too incapacitated. Your problems begin with the fact that Ebola doesn't become seriously symptomatic until about 7 days into the infection, and it's possible for non-symptomatic people early in the stages of infection to pass on the virus. Though at the moment, there's no evidence, as far as I'm aware, of aerosol transmission being a major infection route. The moment the virus acquires the mutations facilitating this, then we're in deep shit.

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There was a thriller by Tom Clancy (Executive Orders) that envisaged a bio-war attack by Iran on the US, using a strain of Ebola modified for aerosol transmission...
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Post by rainbow » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:12 am

Svartalf wrote:You know Africa, half is muslim, half is christian, and all practice the old religions and believe in witch doctors and the like...
On the other hand boiling the testicles of a Frenchman in palm wine is a sure cure for Ebola. The problem is we are running out of French people, hence the spread of Ebola.

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Re: Theoretical Ebola spread based on 1.86 infection rate

Post by Svartalf » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:21 am

rainbow wrote:
Svartalf wrote:You know Africa, half is muslim, half is christian, and all practice the old religions and believe in witch doctors and the like...
On the other hand boiling the testicles of a Frenchman in palm wine is a sure cure for Ebola. The problem is we are running out of French people, hence the spread of Ebola.

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