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Google Glass "Sex App"

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:16 pm

How predictable and depressing. Now you and your partner, should you be rich and naff enough to both own Google glasses, can install an app that will let you see things from the others point of view. So whilst you are puffing away, trying to remember if the oil needs changing in the car, you get to experience your wife deciding if the bedroom ceiling needs another coat of emulsion.

And of course, there's no way anyone could snoop on the feed. You might as well fellate a walrus in Tescos, fewer people will see that.
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Re: Google Glass "Sex App"

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:17 pm

I'm pretty sure that was from the dailymash. I.e., satire.
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Re: Google Glass "Sex App"

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:19 pm

You know its real.
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Re: Google Glass "Sex App"

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:20 pm

What I'd prefer is an app that would show a picture of Charlize Theron while I was shagging my ordinary partner...
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Post by Azathoth » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:46 pm

You got it
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Re: Google Glass "Sex App"

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:47 pm

:o:

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Re: Google Glass "Sex App"

Post by Azathoth » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:51 pm

And that is what she looks like without stylists and tattyshop. I will pass

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Re: Google Glass "Sex App"

Post by Mysturji » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:17 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:How predictable and depressing. Now you and your partner, should you be rich and naff enough to both own Google glasses, can install an app that will let you see things from the others point of view. So whilst you are puffing away, trying to remember if the oil needs changing in the car, you get to experience your wife deciding if the bedroom ceiling needs another coat of emulsion.

And of course, there's no way anyone could snoop on the feed. You might as well fellate a walrus in Tescos, fewer people will see that.
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