So now you know. If you are stalked by a lion, offer it a Norwegian Spruce and make your getaway while it's stoned!
Xmas Trees "Like Catnip" to Big Cats!
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Xmas Trees "Like Catnip" to Big Cats!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ca ... e-25603278
So now you know. If you are stalked by a lion, offer it a Norwegian Spruce and make your getaway while it's stoned!
So now you know. If you are stalked by a lion, offer it a Norwegian Spruce and make your getaway while it's stoned!
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: Xmas Trees "Like Catnip" to Big Cats!
Our cat used to eat the individual strands of tinsel. Made it have chain-linked poos. Problem was, the tinsel would still be inside Puss after he pooed so he'd drag around 3 or 4 chain-linked poos. I had to manually pull the tinsel out of his bum. Stoopid cat.
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Re: Xmas Trees "Like Catnip" to Big Cats!
Didn't seem like the catnip effect to me....where's the imaginary mice? 
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Re: Xmas Trees "Like Catnip" to Big Cats!
My brother's cat got stuck in the Christmas tree a few weeks ago, so there must be something to this.
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Re: Xmas Trees "Like Catnip" to Big Cats!
Daww, that video they've got on there is awesome.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ca ... e-25603278
So now you know. If you are stalked by a lion, offer it a Norwegian Spruce and make your getaway while it's stoned!
Though I'm wondering if the cameraman survived the bit after it was cut.
[Disclaimer - if this is comes across like I think I know what I'm talking about, I want to make it clear that I don't. I'm just trying to get my thoughts down]
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