Abandon hope all ye who abide in this formerly-blessed realm! The Environment Agency has issued a warning of tempestuous winds and the highest storm surge for 30 years, mostly along the east coast.
Great Yarmouth may need to be evacuated, the road from there will be clogged with bath chairs.
Doomed, all doomed.
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This is nothing compared with what's coming when the local supernova strips Earth of its outer atmosphere. 
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What will happen to all the lovely broads in Norfolk?
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Apparently all the seals who can't swim will drown.JimC wrote:What will happen to all the lovely broads in Norfolk?
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Re: UK Stormpocalypse!
They probably chose 30 years because that's about the length of time that you will still have an east coast.Clinton Huxley wrote:Abandon hope all ye who abide in this formerly-blessed realm! The Environment Agency has issued a warning of tempestuous winds and the highest storm surge for 30 years, mostly along the east coast.
Great Yarmouth may need to be evacuated, the road from there will be clogged with bath chairs.
Doomed, all doomed.
What say ye, Scrumple?
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It's horrible and snowy and blowy here! 
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We saw seals on the east coast yesterday! Probably the last time anyone ever will. They seemed so sad and covered with the blood of their fellows.
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70 mph gusts where I am right now. Buddleias in the back garden are taking a serious hammering.
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Rubbish bin blew right past me when visiting the Christmas Market here a hour ago. A few inches and I'd be a casualty for the storm. Luckily the roast chestnuts are protected by cast iron ovens that ain't going anywhere. 
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It's snowing in Australia at the moment. Global warming? What global warming?!!Bella Fortuna wrote:It's horrible and snowy and blowy here!
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rEvolutionist wrote:It's snowing in Australia at the moment. Global warming? What global warming?!!Bella Fortuna wrote:It's horrible and snowy and blowy here!
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Snow in Australia???rEvolutionist wrote:It's snowing in Australia at the moment. Global warming? What global warming?!!Bella Fortuna wrote:It's horrible and snowy and blowy here!
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If there's snow in California, why not Australia?
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There's tons of snow in California, far more than the UK in some areas.Svartalf wrote:If there's snow in California, why not Australia?
That pic is from Scotland, though!
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But it's effing NORMAL to have snow in Scotland in December
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