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Xamonas Chegwé
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:17 am
Cross-toting twat!
It begins with "W" and ends in "nkery". Any guesses?

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by Blind groper » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:37 am
Dunno
But it seems to me that the guy is involved in religious auto eroticism in a big way.
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pErvinalia
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by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:31 am
"Whatinthefuckisthiswankery"??
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by JimC » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:51 am
Everybody wants to make a big thing and say, 'Jesus didn't have a wheel on his cross.' I could be a millionaire if I had a pound for every time somebody said that," says Hamon.
Actually, for some reason, I sort of want to applaud the poor deluded devil. He comes across as a nice guy...
Would be interesting trying it through the streets of Mecca...
I'm sure the religion of peace and tolerance could cope with that...

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FBM
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by FBM » Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:31 am
"Idiotry" also comes to mind. Yeah, Jim, I'd applaud him if were to drag it through the Middle East...
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by Bella Fortuna » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:45 am
I want to hear more of the "vile" comments he says have been hurled at him.

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Faithfree
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by Faithfree » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:52 am
"25 kg cross" - looking at its size it must be made of balsa wood - and it has a wheel! Any true pilgrim would be dragging a 100 kg cross without trainer wheels until he dropped dead under the weight of it!
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by mistermack » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:29 pm
What pisses me off, is that he thinks he has the right to try to pressurise his friend into going back to the delusions that he'd only just shaken off.
And what more evidence could you need, that religion is for the deluded, than a friend turning up carrying a fucking great cross, with a fucking WHEEL?

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klr
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by klr » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:35 pm
Faithfree wrote:"25 kg cross" - looking at its size it must be made of balsa wood - and it has a wheel! Any true pilgrim would be dragging a 100 kg cross without trainer wheels until he dropped dead under the weight of it!
It would also have nails sticking out of it, and lots of splinters. And he needs crown of thorns. If you're going to suffer for Jesus, go the whole hog.
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by PsychoSerenity » Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:12 pm
Faithfree wrote:"25 kg cross" - looking at its size it must be made of balsa wood - and it has a wheel! Any true pilgrim would be dragging a 100 kg cross without trainer wheels until he dropped dead under the weight of it!
A
wheel for fucks sake!

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by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:16 pm
He should have himself nailed to that cross and balance himself on a Segway, and play an ice-cream van style tune. I'd almost certainly convert to Christianity if he did that.
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by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:21 pm
People should throw stones at him wherever he goes, for authenticity sake.
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by Mysturji » Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:46 pm
That's wheelie stupid!
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by Tero » Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:20 pm
Hmm. Bookmarking.
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