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The Scottish White Paper on Independence - Your Assessment

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White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:10 pm

100 internet points to the first person to actually read the whole thing....
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by rainbow » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:15 pm

Och aye the noo!
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:16 pm

Racist!
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by rainbow » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:20 pm

I dinnae give a hoot.
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by Mysturji » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:51 pm

Does this mean I can get duty-free whisky?
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:53 pm

Nope.
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by Mysturji » Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:34 pm

Then I vote "No".
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by Svartalf » Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:47 pm

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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by mistermack » Tue Nov 26, 2013 5:14 pm

I watched the dumb bitch pitching it to the Scottish Parliament for a few minutes.

She was asked where she'd get the money for some of her promises. Her answer? Loads of immigrants, paying more taxes.
i.e. She has no answer.
I can see it now. Alex invites loads of immigrants in. What will they do? Stay six months, then move to London.
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by cronus » Tue Nov 26, 2013 5:32 pm

I'm a quarter Scotch (the Macbeth part I'd guess) so does independence mean I should cut my dick off? :read:
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by Audley Strange » Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:06 pm

Scrumple wrote:I'm a quarter Scotch (the Macbeth part I'd guess) so does independence mean I should cut my dick off? :read:
No, but you should anyway.
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by MrJonno » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:03 pm

Silly voting on whether you will be economically better or worse off, something no one can predict.

How about you either feel you have enough culturally in common with the rest of the UK or you don't not whether you will be £500 better/worse off?
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by cronus » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:15 pm

MrJonno wrote:Silly voting on whether you will be economically better or worse off, something no one can predict.

How about you either feel you have enough culturally in common with the rest of the UK or you don't not whether you will be £500 better/worse off?
Appeal to the canny Scottish soul. :coffee:
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by JimC » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:25 pm

Shouldn't it have been a Tartan Paper?
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Re: White Paper on Scottish Independence

Post by klr » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:28 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:100 internet points to the first person to actually read the whole thing....
Just give me the executive summary :read:
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