Movember is Sexist!

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Movember is Sexist!

Post by rainbow » Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:42 am

Clearly designed by the Patriarchal System to the exclusion of the majority of the world's population.

Like is there an equivalent event where wimmin can grow their armpit hair?
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Re: Movember is Sexist!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:50 am

It has actually been criticised on these very grounds, by some loon with nothing better to do.
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Re: Movember is Sexist!

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:57 am

Mingemember is the obvious solution, where people grow their down below hair in amusing fashions. Bringing Minge and Member together, united in harmony; striving for a common cause has got to be worth a few bob for charidee.

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Nov 04, 2013 10:01 am

That's just prejudiced against..err...eunuchs and albinos and things. Nope, there is nothing else for it but to ban ALL charity events unless every single person in the world can take part.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Nov 04, 2013 10:07 am

I don't think you really meant to exclude eunuchs and albinos for having no down stairs hair - probably confusing them with the unfortunates who suffer from the condition Halitosis.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Nov 04, 2013 10:12 am

Brian Peacock wrote:I don't think you really meant to exclude eunuchs and albinos for having no down stairs hair - probably confusing them with the unfortunates who suffer from the condition Halitosis.
Albinos have very pale hair so it's tricky to see how long it is. Unless they put henna on it, I suppose.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Nov 04, 2013 10:28 am

There you go, bringing those wierdos into normal society just takes a bit of creative thinking. That's what inclusiveness is all about.
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Post by klr » Mon Nov 04, 2013 11:10 am

It's very popular in Mexico. :hehe:
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Re: Movember is Sexist!

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:05 pm

Surely the People's Front of Judea solution applies here. People who can't actually grow a moustache can still have the right to grow a moustache.
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Re: Movember is Sexist!

Post by HomerJay » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:45 pm

rainbow wrote:Clearly designed by the Patriarchal System to the exclusion of the majority of the world's population.
At least it doesn't exclude Yo mamma. :{D

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Re: Movember is Sexist!

Post by rainbow » Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:12 pm

HomerJay wrote:
rainbow wrote:Clearly designed by the Patriarchal System to the exclusion of the majority of the world's population.
At least it doesn't exclude Yo mamma. :{D
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Re: Movember is Sexist!

Post by JimC » Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:44 pm

Some old Greek women could join the event very easily...
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Re: Movember is Sexist!

Post by charlou » Mon Nov 04, 2013 11:44 pm

Movember is Sexist! Sexy
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