Shrewsbury station lift 'sex act' couple wanted by police

[cronus]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sh ... e-24623976

Shrewsbury station lift 'sex act' couple wanted by police

A couple who engaged in a "sex act" in a Shrewsbury railway station lift are being sought, police have said.

A man and woman were seen entering the lift, which connects the station's main subway to platforms four to seven, at about 19:25 BST on 28 September.

British Transport Police said the pair "remained in the lift for more than 10 minutes and, during this time, performed an indecent act".

CCTV images of two people police wish to speak to have been released.

PC Kirk Smith said it was "particularly concerning, as the station was very busy and other passengers could have entered the lift at any time".

(continued, haven't the police got any real crimes to investigate?)

[Thinking Aloud]

But no-one except the CCTV guy actually saw anything... Well, yes, I guess that's a serious concern for public safety.

[JacksSmirkingRevenge]

PC Kirk Smith said it was "particularly concerning, as the station was very busy and other passengers could have entered the lift at any time".

...but they didn't and nobody was hurt or offended or otherwise had their 'rights' deprived in any way and everybody lived happily ever after...except the police who just can't get it into their thick, cock-sucking skulls that this was none of their fucking business and they'd rather chase up two people having a bit of harmless fun together than concentrate on people committing real offences.
Wankers.

[cronus]

Better to do the business in a church next time....no working CCTV.

[klr]

Better to do the business in a church next time....no working CCTV.

Actually, lots of churches do have this. You never know who's trying to rob the collection box. And unfortunately, I'm not joking.

[HomerJay]

I'm amazed - Shrewsbury has a subway?

I guess they mean a walkway?

[laklak]

Is that a picture of the CCTV guy?

[JacksSmirkingRevenge]

Is that a picture of the CCTV guy?

He's selling copies if you're interested.

[DaveDodo007]

Elevator guy gets lucky at last.

[JacksSmirkingRevenge]

[pErvinalia]

PC Kirk Smith said it was "particularly concerning, as the station was very busy and other passengers could have entered the lift at any time".

...but they didn't and nobody was hurt or offended or otherwise had their 'rights' deprived in any way and everybody lived happily ever after...except the police who just can't get it into their thick, cock-sucking skulls that this was none of their fucking business and they'd rather chase up two people having a bit of harmless fun together than concentrate on people committing real offences.
Wankers.

This.

[pErvinalia]

Elevator guy gets lucky at last.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

They were engaged in a sex act? That's one hell of a way to propose.

[Audley Strange]

Elevator guy gets lucky at last.

Ah but, all sex acts committed real or imagined in elevators are mega-rape? Women can't consent to sex when they are in elevators. I can see why the police are involved. Perhaps the poor girl was scoffing his stiff in sheer terror that if she didn't he would force her to give him a blow job.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Elevator guy gets lucky at last.

Ah but, all sex acts committed real or imagined in elevators are mega-rape? Women can't consent to sex when they are in elevators. I can see why the police are involved. Perhaps the poor girl was scoffing his stiff in sheer terror that if she didn't he would force her to give him a blow job.

He probably threatened her with coffee.