http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09 ... 73880.htmlA pensioner who was fined for shampooing his private parts on a bus has complained he was “treated like a hardened criminal”.
Philip Milne was arrested after he was spotted “rubbing his penis and testicles” with shampoo on a bus.
He insisted he had been using the hair care ointment to soothe an irritation in his groin area.
Milne admitted to a charge of outraging public decency and represented himself in court, Bedfordshire News reported.
Pensioner Fined For Shampooing Genitals On Bus
Pensioner Fined For Shampooing Genitals On Bus
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shampooing his genitals in public AND acting as his own defender in court?
That guy is obviously not fit anymore to live on his own and ought to be institutionalized and mad a ward.
That guy is obviously not fit anymore to live on his own and ought to be institutionalized and mad a ward.
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Shampooing of the genitals is something that should only be shared by consenting adults in private.
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Anyway, has anyone heard from Santa lately? 
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Mentioning the groin irritation made it a hundred percent worse.
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....or Pen?Faithfree wrote:Anyway, has anyone heard from Santa lately?
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The headline was poor. Makes perfect sense now. I did not see how he was going to rinse it on the bus.
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Bella Fortuna wrote:....or Pen?Faithfree wrote:Anyway, has anyone heard from Santa lately?
So that is where Pensioner has been.
Odd though. I thought he'd given up washing...
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Better use some conditioner too, or he'll never get a comb through those shor n curlies.
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WTF is the world coming to when a man can't smear ointment on his balls in public? Fucking nanny state busybodies.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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From the link in the article:
No wonder Yorkshire was voted the best place in England.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/07 ... 49523.htmlIn July a 24-year-old cyclist was banned from a Leeds shopping centre after riding his bike one-handed through the mall, masturbating.
No wonder Yorkshire was voted the best place in England.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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