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by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:38 pm
OAKLAND (CBS/AP) — An Oakland man has been found guilty of first-degree murder for shooting and killing his friend during an alcohol and cocaine-fueled argument over the existence of God.
33-year-old Douglas Yim was also found guilty Tuesday of assault with a firearm and mayhem for shooting a second friend in his living room two years ago.
Yim killed 25-year-old Dzuy Duhn Phan after a night of partying and playing video games. Another friend, Paul Park, testified the two men had engaged in a heated discussion about God.
Yim became enraged and grabbed his gun after Phan asked Yim where God was when Yim’s father died of a stroke several years earlier.
Yim shot Phan at least six times. Park was also hit by a bullet.
Yim faces 126 years to life in prison.
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2013/0 ... ce-of-god/
Well.... where was "He?"

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by Clinton Huxley » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:39 pm
If Phan had had a gun, he could have shot first.
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by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:46 pm
The moral of this story is that gods should be outlawed.
But, I guess, if gods are outlawed, then only outlaws will have gods. So...
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by Tero » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:48 pm
But it did not answer the questions.where was god when Yim’s father died of a stroke several years earlier? And where was god when Yim pulled the trigger.
They come to Merka and fight about Jesus guns and babies. The usual thing.
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by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:50 pm
Easy answer. God hated Yim's dad, and god hated the atheist who got shot.
Haters gonna hate.
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by mistermack » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:59 pm
They were probably all faggots. We know that god hates faggots.
I think god ought to be charged in connection with these crimes, as he was so heavily involved.
It's about time he had to explain these mysterious ways in a court of law. He can't just do what he likes.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:13 pm
God hates bundles of sticks? Or, is it cigarettes that he hates? I can never remember.
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by laklak » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:19 pm
Coito ergo sum wrote:God hates bundles of sticks? Or, is it cigarettes that he hates? I can never remember.
He likes cheese makers, though.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by Bella Fortuna » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:34 pm
laklak wrote:Coito ergo sum wrote:God hates bundles of sticks? Or, is it cigarettes that he hates? I can never remember.
He likes cheese makers, though.
Well... who wouldn't; I mean, come on!
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by klr » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:40 pm
Coito ergo sum wrote:Isn't parmesan cheese a sacrament in Pastafarianism?
Shush ... don't say that in Russia

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by tattuchu » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:03 pm
I think it's safe to say that the victim was no Phan of guns

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
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by Bella Fortuna » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:19 pm
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by Pappa » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:42 pm
Coito ergo sum wrote:God hates bundles of sticks? Or, is it cigarettes that he hates? I can never remember.
An offal based delicacy.
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by MiM » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:53 pm
This was clearly the work of the devil
(phan=devil in Swedish old spelling style)
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