Man shoots friend in argument over existence of god.

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Man shoots friend in argument over existence of god.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:38 pm

OAKLAND (CBS/AP) — An Oakland man has been found guilty of first-degree murder for shooting and killing his friend during an alcohol and cocaine-fueled argument over the existence of God.

33-year-old Douglas Yim was also found guilty Tuesday of assault with a firearm and mayhem for shooting a second friend in his living room two years ago.

Yim killed 25-year-old Dzuy Duhn Phan after a night of partying and playing video games. Another friend, Paul Park, testified the two men had engaged in a heated discussion about God.

Yim became enraged and grabbed his gun after Phan asked Yim where God was when Yim’s father died of a stroke several years earlier.


Yim shot Phan at least six times. Park was also hit by a bullet.

Yim faces 126 years to life in prison.
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Well.... where was "He?" :leave:

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:39 pm

If Phan had had a gun, he could have shot first.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:46 pm

The moral of this story is that gods should be outlawed.

But, I guess, if gods are outlawed, then only outlaws will have gods. So...

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Post by Tero » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:48 pm

But it did not answer the questions.where was god when Yim’s father died of a stroke several years earlier? And where was god when Yim pulled the trigger.

They come to Merka and fight about Jesus guns and babies. The usual thing.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:50 pm

Easy answer. God hated Yim's dad, and god hated the atheist who got shot.

Haters gonna hate.

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Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:59 pm

They were probably all faggots. We know that god hates faggots.
I think god ought to be charged in connection with these crimes, as he was so heavily involved.

It's about time he had to explain these mysterious ways in a court of law. He can't just do what he likes.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:13 pm

God hates bundles of sticks? Or, is it cigarettes that he hates? I can never remember.

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Post by laklak » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:19 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:God hates bundles of sticks? Or, is it cigarettes that he hates? I can never remember.
He likes cheese makers, though.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:34 pm

laklak wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:God hates bundles of sticks? Or, is it cigarettes that he hates? I can never remember.
He likes cheese makers, though.
Well... who wouldn't; I mean, come on!
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:35 pm

Isn't parmesan cheese a sacrament in Pastafarianism?

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Post by klr » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:40 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:Isn't parmesan cheese a sacrament in Pastafarianism?
Shush ... don't say that in Russia :mod:
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Post by tattuchu » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:03 pm

I think it's safe to say that the victim was no Phan of guns :?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:19 pm

tattuchu wrote:I think it's safe to say that the victim was no Phan of guns :?
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Post by Pappa » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:42 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:God hates bundles of sticks? Or, is it cigarettes that he hates? I can never remember.
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Re: Man shoots friend in argument over existence of god.

Post by MiM » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:53 pm

This was clearly the work of the devil :demon:

(phan=devil in Swedish old spelling style)
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