How to hang from bed sheet?

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How to hang from bed sheet?

Post by Tero » Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:45 pm

Do you rip it in two to make a ropelike piece? How do you tie a simple knot so it holds, and even slides? I could do it with an electrical cord but...

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Post by Audley Strange » Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:49 pm

Roll it quite tight.
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Post by Tero » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:03 pm

Seems he had 30 minutes to do it, or two 30 min periods with one sloppy check.

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Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:12 pm

Maybe the guards or a trustee made it for him. :dunno:

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Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:17 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:Maybe the guards or a trustee made it for him. :dunno:
In this case, I would say it's worth supplying him with a ready made one.
Good idea all round.

Although it all only happened because he suffered from an addiction. He said so himself.
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Post by Collector1337 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:31 pm

I'm not sure Tero, why don't you give us a demonstration?
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Re: How to hang from bed sheet?

Post by Tero » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:46 pm

Collector1337 wrote:I'm not sure Tero, why don't you give us a demonstration?
I don't need that skill, as I will never be arrested. I already know how to hang myself with an electrical cord.

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Re: How to hang from bed sheet?

Post by laklak » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:55 pm

I don't need to hang myself, I was already hung when I was born.
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Re: How to hang from bed sheet?

Post by mistermack » Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:01 pm

This is proof, if proof were needed, that prison works.
Of course, HE already knew that, having years of experience of running his own.
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Re: How to hang from bed sheet?

Post by Tyrannical » Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:08 pm

It's a shame prisons don't encourage suicide, at least for the lifers.
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Re: How to hang from bed sheet?

Post by Mysturji » Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:49 pm

I imagine tearing a long strip (or two, then tie them together) would be the best place to start.
I'm against the death penalty, but this was that sick fuck's decision, so justice has been done.
Very public spirited of the twat to save the taxpayer all that money.

Little shit couldn't even take for a month what he dished out for over 10 years.
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