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Post by Seth » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:49 am

Robber Brings Knife to Pizza-Delivery Heist…but Domino’s Guy Has a Gun
Aug. 25, 2013 7:57pm Dave Urbanski

A pizza delivery-man fatally shot a knife-wielding robber after dropping off a pizza to a motel room.

Domino’s employee Bryon Park, 54, had just returned to his vehicle after delivering a pizza to a room in a Days Inn motel in West Melbourne, Fla., about midnight Friday when Fredrick Lorenza Kelly Jr., 32, approached him with a large knife, the Brevard Times reports.
Dominos Pizza Delivery Man Fatally Shoots Fredrick Lorenza Kelly Jr., Who Was Allegedly Trying to Rob Him

(Credit: WOFL-TV)

Kelly allegedly threatened to kill Park if he didn’t hand over money. A police official reports Park grabbed a gun he carries in his vehicle and fired once toward Kelly, who was later pronounced dead at the scene, the Times reports.

“Preliminary evidence in the case demonstrates that the intended victim of the robbery acted in self-defense while being robbed by a violent criminal who was armed with a knife,” Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey said.
Dominos Pizza Delivery Man Fatally Shoots Fredrick Lorenza Kelly Jr., Who Was Allegedly Trying to Rob Him

(Credit: WOFL-TV)

Kelly’s lengthy rap sheet includes armed robbery, aggravated battery, and false imprisonment, according to the sheriff’s office, and was released from prison in 2009, the Times says.

Here’s a report from WOFL-TV:

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:53 am

Hey! Just a minute there! The facts of this case are deliberately obscured and possibly falsified!

Do I have to spell it out to you? Do I? Well OK then.



What were the toppings on the pizza? Eh? No pineapple, no crime! At least in Florida. :tea:
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Post by klr » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:57 am

But ... there won't be a "next time".
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:21 pm

If only the motel owner was armed, he or she could have shot both of them. :coffee:
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Post by fishie » Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:24 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:If only the motel owner was armed, he or she could have shot both of them. :coffee:
Yeah! Yeah!

WTF is the pizza delivery dude doing with a gun?
And no, mine aren't getting one.

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Post by Seth » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:55 pm

fishie wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:If only the motel owner was armed, he or she could have shot both of them. :coffee:
Yeah! Yeah!

WTF is the pizza delivery dude doing with a gun?
I would have thought that is perfectly self-evident, pizza delivery being one of the most dangerous occupations around. I wouldn't undertake to deliver pizza without a gun...and a vest...and a two-way radio with GPS location tracking like the police carry.
And no, mine aren't getting one.
So you are taking personal responsibility for providing them with adequate security to keep them from being robbed or killed on the job? If I were your employee and got shot delivering a pizza because you refused to let me arm myself, I'd sue YOU for creating a hazardous work environment. An armed security guard is fine with me if you prefer, but it's way more expensive than letting me carry a gun. So is a lawsuit.
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Post by MrFungus420 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:05 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:What were the toppings on the pizza? Eh? No pineapple, no crime! At least in Florida. :tea:
Pineapple on a pizza IS a crime!
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Post by MrFungus420 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:08 pm

Seth wrote:
fishie wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:If only the motel owner was armed, he or she could have shot both of them. :coffee:
Yeah! Yeah!

WTF is the pizza delivery dude doing with a gun?
I would have thought that is perfectly self-evident, pizza delivery being one of the most dangerous occupations around.
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Post by Robert_S » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:01 pm

Last year a pizza guy got robbed in my town. Three guys with one gun vs. an Iraq war vet. The pizza guy disarmed the man with the gun, turne the gun on the would be thief and pulled the trigger.

"click"

The gun was not loaded. Poor guy got a beat down.

But why rob a Domino's guy? They always carry less than $20.00,
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Post by Pappa » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:08 pm

Robert_S wrote:Last year a pizza guy got robbed in my town. Three guys with one gun vs. an Iraq war vet. The pizza guy disarmed the man with the gun, turne the gun on the would be thief and pulled the trigger.

"click"

The gun was not loaded. Poor guy got a beat down.

But why rob a Domino's guy? They always carry less than $20.00,
I suppose sometimes you really need less than $20.00.

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Post by fishie » Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:48 am

Seth wrote:
WTF is the pizza delivery dude doing with a gun?
I would have thought that is perfectly self-evident, pizza delivery being one of the most dangerous occupations around. I wouldn't undertake to deliver pizza without a gun...and a vest...and a two-way radio with GPS location tracking like the police carry.
And no, mine aren't getting one.
So you are taking personal responsibility for providing them with adequate security to keep them from being robbed or killed on the job? If I were your employee and got shot delivering a pizza because you refused to let me arm myself, I'd sue YOU for creating a hazardous work environment. An armed security guard is fine with me if you prefer, but it's way more expensive than letting me carry a gun. So is a lawsuit.[/quote]


Im sure these guys will be just chuffed to have you lump pizza delivery drivers in with them. And we havent even started on the armed forces.
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