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Don't Even Ask What the "Giraffe" Really Is...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:51 pm

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/china-zoo-unde ... ml#oTRVFrk
China zoo under fire for disguising dog as lion

A Chinese zoo's supposed "African lion" was exposed as a fraud when the dog used as a substitute started barking.A Tibetan mastiff is pictured in China, March 2013 (AFP)

The zoo in the People's Park of Luohe, in the central province of Henan, replaced exotic exhibits with common species, according to the state-run Beijing Youth Daily.

It quoted a customer surnamed Liu who wanted to show her son the different sounds animals made -- but he pointed out that the animal in the cage labelled "African lion" was barking.

The beast was in fact a Tibetan mastiff -- a large and long-haired breed of dog.

"The zoo is absolutely cheating us," the paper quoted Liu, who was charged 15 yuan ($2.45) for the ticket, as saying. "They are trying to disguise the dogs as lions."

Three other species housed incorrectly included two coypu rodents in a snake's cage, a white fox in a leopard's den, and another dog in a wolf pen.

The chief of the park's animal department, Liu Suya, told the paper that while it does have a lion, it had been taken to a breeding facility and the dog -- which belonged to an employee -- had been temporarily housed in the zoo over safety concerns.

Users of China's Twitter-like Sina Weibo service mocked the zoo.

"This is not funny at all. It's sad for both the zoo and the animals," said one.

"They should at least use a husky to pretend to be a wolf," said another.
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Re: Don't Even Ask What the "Giraffe" Really Is...

Post by Kristie » Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:06 am

That looks more like some kind of bear.

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Re: Don't Even Ask What the "Giraffe" Really Is...

Post by Jason » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:18 am

Very obviously not a lion. How did this ever fool anyone at all?

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Re: Don't Even Ask What the "Giraffe" Really Is...

Post by Cormac » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:53 am

Well, the elephant is just some guy with his fly open and his pockets turned inside out...
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Post by Jason » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:56 am

If he stood on his head his bollocks could be painted as eyes.

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Post by Seabass » Tue Aug 20, 2013 4:16 am

Does that dog use the same barber as Al Sharpton?


This is entirely too silly to be true..
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Re: Don't Even Ask What the "Giraffe" Really Is...

Post by mistermack » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:35 am

I heard that the man-eating fish was pretty horrific. Caution is advised :
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