National Service Bill 2013-2014

[Lozzer]

http://services.parliament.uk/bills/201 ... rvice.html


The internets happens to be awash with conspiracy theory nonsense due this bill. It's the first I've heard of it, but it was submitted by a private member and not the cabinet.

Because it hasn't been acknowledged by the media, lunatics are suggesting the 'elite' are trying to legislate through stealth. But the success of Private Member's Bills are dependent on the publicity they generate. If they come to public attention, the public will lobby their respective MPs to inform the outcome of the bill.

But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's a massive conspiracy to conscript the nation in preparation for the WW3

[Rum]

Won't happen whoever the sponsor is. The cost alone would be prohibitive.

It is a none-starter for lots of reasons.

[Pappa]

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[cronus]

I'd think that National Service would be great for the young canon fodder of the coming European war? There'll never be enough work for the majority these days and my uncle, who fought in Italy, believed war was the replacement for plague to keep human numbers down.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

They will come in useful when we push back the borders of Greater Gibraltar to Madrid.

[cronus]

They will come in useful when we push back the borders of Greater Gibraltar to Madrid.

Spain is a ugly country and made worse by its ugly indigenous population.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

They will come in useful when we push back the borders of Greater Gibraltar to Madrid.

Spain is a ugly country and made worse by its ugly indigenous population.

Actually, the greatest uglification factor I have noticed there are the sweaty hordes of ex-pat Brits. Pubs-full of shaven-headed, 40-something, dodgy geezers from Essex and Surrey with their peroxide wives with suspiciously solid tits.

[Rum]

Spain is a wonderful country, especially away from the coastal resorts.

[Clinton Huxley]

They will come in useful when we push back the borders of Greater Gibraltar to Madrid.

Spain is a ugly country and made worse by its ugly indigenous population.

Actually, the greatest uglification factor I have noticed there are the sweaty hordes of ex-pat Brits. Pubs-full of shaven-headed, 40-something, dodgy geezers from Essex and Surrey with their peroxide wives with suspiciously solid tits.

Ugh, the tattooed, cockney egg n chip brigade. To be avoided at all costs.

[cronus]

With a ever increasing population of chavs and low flyers here the country does need more space. France is too much effort but Spain should be a pushover during the hot hours?

[laklak]

With a ever increasing population of chavs and low flyers here the country does need more space. France is too much effort but Spain should be a pushover during the hot hours?

It's the perfect time of year for it, too. In August the entire fucking Mediterranean shuts down. Just walk up to them while they're snoozing in the sun and shoot them in the head. Job done, God Save The Queer. Er, Queen, I mean.

[klr]

Won't happen whoever the sponsor is. The cost alone would be prohibitive.

It is a none-starter for lots of reasons.

Now, if this were 1913, and not 2013 ...

[Cormac]

I'd think that National Service would be great for the young canon fodder of the coming European war? There'll never be enough work for the majority these days and my uncle, who fought in Italy, believed war was the replacement for plague to keep human numbers down.

...ah, I see.


It runs in the family then.



I have this picture of dinner conversations at Scrumple family gatherings as being somewhat more morbid, but in every other way similar to, the Addams Family.

[Audley Strange]

You're uncle wasn't very smart, since the influenza pandemic of 1918 killed more people than the preceding war. Also it was called the SPANISH flu. Whoooo whoooo! Spooky eh?

[mistermack]

I looked up Philip Hollobone, the sponsor of the bill, in " What's What? ", and it just said " Twat ".